Fake Bum!!!
01-05-2009 | 09:58 PM
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From: Good Old "New England"
Fake Bum!!!
My friend was cruising down the highway in the left lane when a tractor trailer decided to enter his lane and he got pushed off the highway.
Well kinda,
He rode the Jersey barrier on one cheek for a while until he was going slow enough to fall off.
He is fine now but.
He has 1 fake **** cheek. I didn’t even know this existed. Did you?
I have heard of breast implants but a bum plant!!!
We were going to buy him a new gel seat this x-mas, custom made with the gel on one side so he would feel even.
01-05-2009 | 10:34 PM
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They are rear end implants for those who have what they call pancake a$$. To each his own i guess, lots of women get them done. Didnt know if to many men were into this procedure. Guess it would help to hold your pants up, i mean if you have an a$$.
01-05-2009 | 10:57 PM
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From: Arkansas
I need to check into that. I worked mine off and now all I have is a back with a hole in it.
01-06-2009 | 01:16 AM
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From: Arizona
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IronAss
I need to check into that. I worked mine off and now all I have is a back with a hole in it.
lmfao!
01-06-2009 | 01:54 AM
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From: Ponchatoula Louisiana
Would you like a nice cool glass of shut the hell up!
01-06-2009 | 02:54 AM
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dfredb
Would you like a nice cool glass of shut the hell up!
Yes sir, on the ROCKS!!!!!!!
01-06-2009 | 08:20 AM
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From: Maine
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IronAss
I need to check into that. I worked mine off and now all I have is a back with a hole in it.
Very good ....... laughed my *** off at this!!
01-06-2009 | 08:44 AM
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From: West Coast
Didn't Hank Hill have these?
01-06-2009 | 08:52 AM
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From: Long Island, NY
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IronAss
I need to check into that. I worked mine off and now all I have is a back with a hole in it.
ROFL tooooo funny
01-06-2009 | 12:31 PM
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From: Brick NJ
Jersey barrier?
that spose to mean something?