A better April Fool's Day joke would have been for Samson to say they're production lines have caught up current orders and the quality has returned!
That was my first thought exactly.
Certainly a company whose reputation and quality has tanked wouldn't dare post an April Fool's joke. Fix your problems first and then you can joke round.
Ben he lives in my home town, a plumber by trade, perhaps that's why the lines are nice and straight. I've met him, he's a nice guy. I asked if his hands fall asleep and he said of course they do.
It's a jockey shift suicide clutch as well... as if the bars didn't make it hard enough to drive...
It pains me to think that there is a tree out there somewhere that is hard at work supplying oxygen to whoever designed these.
Whoever it was they owe that tree an apology.