If both hands are on your hips, they're doing it wrong!

 

Russ, haven't had that in several years. I always get the self serve kit with the little tiny bottle brush and vial with an opening designed to receive a hummingbird beak.

 

 

 

This is the part where you demonstrate your disdain for "the man" and rub your sample all over it.

 

You all heard that the only food/substance known to mankind to stop the sexual urge in a woman is wedding cake. But ..did you know why women save a piece of wedding cake to eat on the first wedding anniversary?.......It's like a booster shot!

Ok...going back to painting...break over

 

Doctor said "I need a urine, stool and semen sample" so the guy left a pair of his jockey shorts with the nurse

 

I don't have any Harley rings to release my inner badass.

 

Christmas is right around the corner!

 

Maybe you can find a ring or 2 while flea marketing with your better half