haha when i moved up to gainesville away from moore haven i met some people that kept talking about how country ocala is...i had never been there...my first trip there i was shocked! holy cow that is a HUGE city!! haha compared to moore haven

 

At least Y'all have a traffic light down there. Where I came from in Ohio we had a population of 900, no traffic light, 1 gas station, and we got our pizza at the bait shop. When I went to town I had to use a one lane covered bridge.

 

Zeeeeeee pigs name was Arnold...!!!!

 

Hmmmm! have you been anointed the Sick Puppy officially by the GP?

I know how to get you to reveal your true identity

Is it time yet? Is it time yet? Is it time yet?

 

Eustace Charleton Haney: [trying to hawk some worthless ceramic figurines off and claiming they're valuable] These are gen-yew-wine Siamese Catfish.
Oliver Wendell Douglass: SIAMESE CATFISH?
Eustace Charleton Haney: Well, they're still in the ***** stage.

 

Well for the folks who are riding up with me I must warn you that I plan on not stopping for bathroom breaks.

 

And for the folks who want to take the horse country ride during the rally. Watch out for the speed traps.

 

I guess we'll have to break out the astronaut diapers.

 

Reservation complete! Brian, Karen, Mark?