biker life style
#61
02-04-2014 | 05:36 PM
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From: Cardboard Box
I don't know- I got motorcycle pics and parts all over the place, I can see three helmets in my dining area next to my '53 Panhead.
My leather gear is on the loveseat next to me, just got back from a 31 degree morning run around.
I got my DVD "Dead in 5 Heartbeats" loaded in the player.
My bathroom mirror has H-D stickers on it- 3 stacks of Iron Horse, In the Wind, Biker, and Easyriders is my reading file there, a tapestry of my Pan is over my headboard in the bedroom.
The spare room is my Harley cave- posters, spare parts, antique junk, old Easyriders VHS tapes and Biker Build-Off Indian Larry DVDs.
What is an American Biker? I can't tell you because I know lots of guys that live and breathe motorcycles of all types.
My leather gear is on the loveseat next to me, just got back from a 31 degree morning run around.
I got my DVD "Dead in 5 Heartbeats" loaded in the player.
My bathroom mirror has H-D stickers on it- 3 stacks of Iron Horse, In the Wind, Biker, and Easyriders is my reading file there, a tapestry of my Pan is over my headboard in the bedroom.
The spare room is my Harley cave- posters, spare parts, antique junk, old Easyriders VHS tapes and Biker Build-Off Indian Larry DVDs.
What is an American Biker? I can't tell you because I know lots of guys that live and breathe motorcycles of all types.
#62
02-05-2014 | 05:44 AM
I always thought this was a BS question and that the answer was trivial, but late last night, in my dreams, an old, ornery biker appeared to me and explained that there actually is a list of true, blue qualities one must have experienced in order to be considered a "REAL BIKER".
And he said to me, "You're not a REAL biker unless you have:"
1) Shot your own mother in the leg in a heated argument over a carton of cigarettes.
2) Completely rebuilt your motorcycle engine on the side of the road using only the tools in your fork bag and speed limit signs as gasket material.
3) Been asked on numerous occasions if you were the inspiration for the biker in the movie "Raising Arizona".
4) Single-handedly taken out 5 or more rice rocket riders using one of the following implements: a get back whip, a chain wallet and/or the leg/arm of another rice rocket rider.
5) Prospected for at least three 1%er clubs and rejected them all for being "too soft".
So...yeah... there it is....
And he said to me, "You're not a REAL biker unless you have:"
1) Shot your own mother in the leg in a heated argument over a carton of cigarettes.
2) Completely rebuilt your motorcycle engine on the side of the road using only the tools in your fork bag and speed limit signs as gasket material.
3) Been asked on numerous occasions if you were the inspiration for the biker in the movie "Raising Arizona".
4) Single-handedly taken out 5 or more rice rocket riders using one of the following implements: a get back whip, a chain wallet and/or the leg/arm of another rice rocket rider.
5) Prospected for at least three 1%er clubs and rejected them all for being "too soft".
So...yeah... there it is....
In regards to line item (1). Does it matter if the cigarettes were non filter vs. menthol?
#63
02-05-2014 | 06:09 AM
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Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 2,697
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From: San Angelo, Texas
I don't know- I got motorcycle pics and parts all over the place, I can see three helmets in my dining area next to my '53 Panhead.
My leather gear is on the loveseat next to me, just got back from a 31 degree morning run around.
I got my DVD "Dead in 5 Heartbeats" loaded in the player.
My bathroom mirror has H-D stickers on it- 3 stacks of Iron Horse, In the Wind, Biker, and Easyriders is my reading file there, a tapestry of my Pan is over my headboard in the bedroom.
The spare room is my Harley cave- posters, spare parts, antique junk, old Easyriders VHS tapes and Biker Build-Off Indian Larry DVDs.
What is an American Biker? I can't tell you because I know lots of guys that live and breathe motorcycles of all types.
My leather gear is on the loveseat next to me, just got back from a 31 degree morning run around.
I got my DVD "Dead in 5 Heartbeats" loaded in the player.
My bathroom mirror has H-D stickers on it- 3 stacks of Iron Horse, In the Wind, Biker, and Easyriders is my reading file there, a tapestry of my Pan is over my headboard in the bedroom.
The spare room is my Harley cave- posters, spare parts, antique junk, old Easyriders VHS tapes and Biker Build-Off Indian Larry DVDs.
What is an American Biker? I can't tell you because I know lots of guys that live and breathe motorcycles of all types.
poser. A REAL biker would have made perfect doughnuts in the living room.
#65
02-05-2014 | 01:01 PM
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From: San Angelo, Texas
Now you did it...the Dickey the doctor of Doo-ology will be along shortly to help you with your selection of fingerless gloves suitable for wearing with onion farts.
#66
02-05-2014 | 01:19 PM
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From: Midwest
You need to try Taco Bell's Southwestern bean and bacon burrito with picante sauce.
#68
02-05-2014 | 04:30 PM
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Joined: Sep 2013
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From: IBEW Local 94
Thank you for your inquiry.
After consulting with the ornery biker's legal team, it has been relayed to me that no particular distinction(s) will be made between cigarette brand or type in the aforementioned, True Biker qualifying dispute. Any tobacco product is satisfactory in meeting the qualification.
However, you may find interest that it has also been relayed a special notation will be made and special privileges, which shall remain unspecified, WILL be rewarded to those whom have qualified in all True Biker aspects and have either 1) Shot their mother over a non-filter cigarette and/or, 2) had used a bullet greater than a .22 caliber.
I hope this new information has answered your question(s) to your satisfaction. Should you have any further questions in regards to these True Biker qualifications, please do not hesitate to contact my office for further assistance.
Sincerely,
Ratbike Mike
#70
02-05-2014 | 05:46 PM
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Joined: Jul 2006
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From: Rio Grande Valley-Texas
It might have if you lived in somewhere..say...North Dakota! ;-)