biker life style
#21
02-03-2014 | 08:45 AM
Road Captain
Joined: Mar 2013
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From: texas
Interesting twist.
#23
02-03-2014 | 12:42 PM
Road Captain
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 664
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From: Nowhere
I was a medical tech who made some middle class money and had a decent house, Then I went out and bought a Harley. At that point I made my wife quit her job, and cook while barefoot. I threw out all my good clothes, except for one ill fitting suit I can use for court, as all other social functions I can wear my HOG "colors". After quitting my job and starting to hustle stolen frozen meats and motorcycle parts, I figured the next step was meth, and starting bar fights over imaginary social infractions. I can now ay I am living the dream, except of course for the fact that I had to sell my bike, my wife left me, and have to sneak into the library to post on this forum. But hey, I still have a few torn Harley T-shirts, an unkept beard, and a get back whip that remind me I am living the biker lifestyle. I should have stopped at enthusiast.
#28
02-03-2014 | 03:26 PM
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Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 328
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From: IBEW Local 94
I always thought this was a BS question and that the answer was trivial, but late last night, in my dreams, an old, ornery biker appeared to me and explained that there actually is a list of true, blue qualities one must have experienced in order to be considered a "REAL BIKER".
And he said to me, "You're not a REAL biker unless you have:"
1) Shot your own mother in the leg in a heated argument over a carton of cigarettes.
2) Completely rebuilt your motorcycle engine on the side of the road using only the tools in your fork bag and speed limit signs as gasket material.
3) Been asked on numerous occasions if you were the inspiration for the biker in the movie "Raising Arizona".
4) Single-handedly taken out 5 or more rice rocket riders using one of the following implements: a get back whip, a chain wallet and/or the leg/arm of another rice rocket rider.
5) Prospected for at least three 1%er clubs and rejected them all for being "too soft".
So...yeah... there it is....
And he said to me, "You're not a REAL biker unless you have:"
1) Shot your own mother in the leg in a heated argument over a carton of cigarettes.
2) Completely rebuilt your motorcycle engine on the side of the road using only the tools in your fork bag and speed limit signs as gasket material.
3) Been asked on numerous occasions if you were the inspiration for the biker in the movie "Raising Arizona".
4) Single-handedly taken out 5 or more rice rocket riders using one of the following implements: a get back whip, a chain wallet and/or the leg/arm of another rice rocket rider.
5) Prospected for at least three 1%er clubs and rejected them all for being "too soft".
So...yeah... there it is....
#29
02-03-2014 | 03:32 PM
I was a medical tech who made some middle class money and had a decent house, Then I went out and bought a Harley. At that point I made my wife quit her job, and cook while barefoot. I threw out all my good clothes, except for one ill fitting suit I can use for court, as all other social functions I can wear my HOG "colors". After quitting my job and starting to hustle stolen frozen meats and motorcycle parts, I figured the next step was meth, and starting bar fights over imaginary social infractions. I can now ay I am living the dream, except of course for the fact that I had to sell my bike, my wife left me, and have to sneak into the library to post on this forum. But hey, I still have a few torn Harley T-shirts, an unkept beard, and a get back whip that remind me I am living the biker lifestyle. I should have stopped at enthusiast.
#30
02-03-2014 | 03:34 PM
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Joined: May 2006
Posts: 487
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From: toronto canaduh
I always thought this was a BS question and that the answer was trivial, but late last night, in my dreams, an old, ornery biker appeared to me and explained that there actually is a list of true, blue qualities one must have experienced in order to be considered a "REAL BIKER".
And he said to me, "You're not a REAL biker unless you have:"
1) Shot your own mother in the leg in a heated argument over a carton of cigarettes.
2) Completely rebuilt your motorcycle engine on the side of the road using only the tools in your fork bag and speed limit signs as gasket material.
3) Been asked on numerous occasions if you were the inspiration for the biker in the movie "Raising Arizona".
4) Single-handedly taken out 5 or more rice rocket riders using one of the following implements: a get back whip, a chain wallet and/or the leg/arm of another rice rocket rider.
5) Prospected for at least three 1%er clubs and rejected them all for being "too soft".
So...yeah... there it is....
And he said to me, "You're not a REAL biker unless you have:"
1) Shot your own mother in the leg in a heated argument over a carton of cigarettes.
2) Completely rebuilt your motorcycle engine on the side of the road using only the tools in your fork bag and speed limit signs as gasket material.
3) Been asked on numerous occasions if you were the inspiration for the biker in the movie "Raising Arizona".
4) Single-handedly taken out 5 or more rice rocket riders using one of the following implements: a get back whip, a chain wallet and/or the leg/arm of another rice rocket rider.
5) Prospected for at least three 1%er clubs and rejected them all for being "too soft".
So...yeah... there it is....