So, he wasnt a RUB, what do you call this?
#11
03-15-2007, 03:38 PM
RE: So, he wasnt a RUB, what do you call this?
Now that's some funny chit! 
ORIGINAL: Unamed
So, I'm out yesterday breakin in the new RK and stopped for a coffee and some chow at a truckstop. I'm sitting there and low and behold I hear a jingle of chain and some creaking leather behind me as this fella struts in and sits down. Hes decked out in Harley gear from head to toe, got the chain wallet, vest and leather do rag on, etc... So I strike up a conversation with him.
"Hey, Beautiful day to be out riding isnt it?"
him: "Ah no I didnt ride today, hey I like that "If I have to explain it, you wouldnt understand" patch you got there"
me: "Yep, its teh truth aint it? So What do you ride?"
him: "I dont have a motorcycle, Always did like Harley's tho."
me: "So which one are you gonna get?"
him: "Oh I dont know, the wife wont let me have one."
I was so confused, lol. At least hes loyal...
So, I'm out yesterday breakin in the new RK and stopped for a coffee and some chow at a truckstop. I'm sitting there and low and behold I hear a jingle of chain and some creaking leather behind me as this fella struts in and sits down. Hes decked out in Harley gear from head to toe, got the chain wallet, vest and leather do rag on, etc... So I strike up a conversation with him.
"Hey, Beautiful day to be out riding isnt it?"
him: "Ah no I didnt ride today, hey I like that "If I have to explain it, you wouldnt understand" patch you got there"
me: "Yep, its teh truth aint it? So What do you ride?"
him: "I dont have a motorcycle, Always did like Harley's tho."
me: "So which one are you gonna get?"
him: "Oh I dont know, the wife wont let me have one."
I was so confused, lol. At least hes loyal...
#12
03-15-2007, 03:48 PM
RE: So, he wasnt a RUB, what do you call this?
I'd call him a Jack A$$. Probably drove there in his Honda minivan with the huge HD sticker plastered in the back window... Or, as stated, he was completelyscrewing with you.
#13
03-15-2007, 03:49 PM
RE: So, he wasnt a RUB, what do you call this?
Maybe.......just came from a costume party??? [sm=confused06.gif]Don't know, but I am curious where the conversation went from there...or did you just look at him all confused and turn away?
One thing I know for sure...if he was decked out in HD apparell, he was wearing approximately $1,000 dollars worth of clothes!!!!! Could have been a nice down payment! Oh well!
One thing I know for sure...if he was decked out in HD apparell, he was wearing approximately $1,000 dollars worth of clothes!!!!! Could have been a nice down payment! Oh well!
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03-15-2007, 04:10 PM
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RE: So, he wasnt a RUB, what do you call this?
i would-a looked out side to see what he drove in. if u dress like that in NYC and don't ride in ur either gay or from New Jersey. (joke)
#17
03-15-2007, 04:21 PM
RE: So, he wasnt a RUB, what do you call this?
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I'd call him a Jack A$$. Probably drove there in his Honda minivan with the huge HD sticker plastered in the back window... Or, as stated, he was completelyscrewing with you.
I'd call him a Jack A$$. Probably drove there in his Honda minivan with the huge HD sticker plastered in the back window... Or, as stated, he was completelyscrewing with you.
I kept the convo short after that
I got a kick out of it.
Ah and here ya go the atire inventory.
1. Boots (I know not a big deal, but I'm painting a picture here)
2.Harley Belt buckle
3. Wallet with chain
4. Harley shirt (Live to Ride, Ride to Live) I got a kick outta that
5. Harley Leather vest
6. Raybans on the little strap thingy
7. Leather Bar and Shield logo Do Rag
Now I wear Harley stuff everyday, and I know alot of people dont have a bike but still like the gear so they might wear a belt buckle or shirt but doing yourself up like your heading to a rally is jsut too funny if you ask me!
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03-15-2007, 04:39 PM
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RE: So, he wasnt a RUB, what do you call this?
shoulda suggested he go on "Divorce Court" so he could cure his wannabee-itis...