I just have the one I bought at a flea market "DOT" it makes my head safer.

 

Fat people are harder to kidnap

Finish your beer, there are sober kids in India

Gun control is being able to hit your target

I started out drawing on my arm, now look at me

Support your local Bar Room

 

Nice butt. Too bad about your face.

 

I think you got that backwards.

 

All I want is peace and quiet, give me a piece and I'll be quiet!

 

Me too!

 

I have an old flat black beater helmet. DOT, etc, Moon Eyes on both sides and Thrush muffler sticker on thr back. Life is good!

 

Got two on my hard hat:

"My carbon footprint is bigger than yours."

and

"Strip mining prevents forest fires."

 

I have an old Outlaw low profile helmet with a DOT sticker. THAT's pretty funny!

 

A few others that I've seen that made me smile..

" I know Victoria's secret "
" are we gonna ride, or dick around all day "
" Genuine Stolen Parts "
" Death is Life's way of saying Your Fired "