The one on my wife's helmet. " I like you. I kill you last "

 

"If you're gonna ride my ***, at least pull my hair"

 

I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

 

Got this sticker (or similar) on a couple helmets.



Have this sticker on one.


Also have a helmet set up like my old hard hat from my Navy days, with my rank sticker on the front and unit sticker on the side.

Recently been wearing a 3/4 helmet with no stickers since it is painted up red/white/blue flag motif.

 

I have a couple:

"your *** called...it wants it's head back"
"save your breath...you'll need it to blow up your date later"
"tell your **** to stop staring at my eyes"

 

Mine are simple.... a US flag and a POW/MIA sticker

 

Only have "DOT" on my helmets. But, saw a few good number stickers that would work.

" You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"
" You look like someone set your face on fire and put it out with an axe"

I'll bet no one has one of those "Coexist" stickers on a Harley helmet. And if you do, you probably won't admit it.

 

"Send my email to KissMyAss.com"

 

My favorite 2:

'Searching for the perfect woman: a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.'

'9 out of 10 women are battered; And I'm still eaton' mine plain!?!'

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DILLIGAF has always been on my helmets.
Also "Hang up and Drive! on helmets and cars.
My wife has one that says "I want to be just like Barbie. That little bitch has everything!"