hahahahaha love that one

 

If you see my bike on a trailer call the cops

And saw this on a shirt the other day,

I eat p**** like a fat kid eats cake

 

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On an old helmet I had "I'm about confused as a baby in a topless bar". My wife had "My next husband will be normal"

 

..dot....

 

My wife has one that says' Yes there real and no you can't touch them.

 

I have this on the back of my helmet...





one of my other stickers says...

" A penny for your thoughts, A dollar for your panties"

I had forgotten about that one until I noticed my female doctor looking at the chair where my helmet was and gave me a little smile.. lol..

 

I haven't seen it as a sticker yet, only on a T-shirt, but I want one that says:

"I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in"

 

I saw one in Sturgis this year that said "You my friend should have been swallowed".

I have many all over my helmet from the years. The one dead center front is "Creepy *** Cracker".

Some favorites of mine are:
"I'd rather be bi polar than bi sexual"
"Everyone's an ******* until proven otherwise"

 

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood".