The back of my old shell said:
" I'm not going bald I'm just getting more head"
The ladies were impressed...haha

 

A lady friend has this one. "You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing".

 

I think I love you. Or your helmet, one.

Oh yeah.....I saw a sticker that said "Ride it like it was stolen". Patch holder was wearing it..............

 

I always make it a point to put a few appropriate stickers on my helmet;


ride hard, you can rest when you die
nice trailer, *****
I only want a little more than I'll ever get
confederate flag

 

My favorite helmet is an old DOT half helmet, flat black with Moon Eyes on both sides and a Thrush muffler sticker in the back.

 

Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle

 

My bike doesn't leak it marks it's territory.

It's not easy being fat and greasy.

 

Being born in Virginia, saw one the other day that cracked me up...

"Made in Vagina"

 

I never thought there would be this many replys to this thread when I started it. Thanks guys for keep it going. I put one on my lid that says "if I would have shot you when I wanted to, I would be out by now". Lol

 

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