Real biker checklist...........bike.......check. Everything else is optional.

 

I guess my wife won't be happy about this. But rules are rules.

 

If you ask biker about the internet their response would be "I don't believe in Fuel Injection!"

 

"I got a point in my panties?? What are you saying??"

Well basically, you know Marilyn Manson? Yeah he's WAY more butch than you.

 

ya forgot, a real biker can't even spell "internet", let alone use it...

 

*hair must be shoulder length for men (women ain't bikers, they're bitches you knock up and leave town on), lice is a plus.
*must have knuckle scars
*licenses are for ****!
*insurance is for ****!
*Paying money for a bike is not allowed. You stab a RUB with a screwdriver and ride his bike (cause they change their oil & stuff). When the fuzz gets wise you make a "chopper" using the VIN on some totaled wreck you saw for auction on Ebay
*minimum 3 swastikas per vest ('cause iron crosses are all gay & **** now because the TV queers like them).
*must say '***' or 'queer' three times per internet post
*must be high when awake
*if your not high you better be strung-out

 

You forgot to mention the Starbucks frequent customer discount card! Oh, sorry, that was for real "biker", not real RUB.

 

ya' also forgot that a 'real biker' is supposed to take his $25,000+ chromed out pride and joy 'off the beaten track' more often than not. Shame on you guys for keeping your bikes on.........highways and paved roads.

 

I thought the screwdriver had to be in the left eye.Please hurry up spring we all need a brake.

 

I want to join! But, I have to shower once a week or the smell gets really bad and the itch factor comes into play. Does that make me a bad person?