"Real Biker" checklist.
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*hair must be shoulder length for men (women ain't bikers, they're bitches you knock up and leave town on), lice is a plus.
*must have knuckle scars
*licenses are for ****!
*insurance is for ****!
*Paying money for a bike is not allowed. You stab a RUB with a screwdriver and ride his bike (cause they change their oil & stuff). When the fuzz gets wise you make a "chopper" using the VIN on some totaled wreck you saw for auction on Ebay
*minimum 3 swastikas per vest ('cause iron crosses are all gay & **** now because the TV queers like them).
*must say '***' or 'queer' three times per internet post
*must be high when awake
*if your not high you better be strung-out
*must have knuckle scars
*licenses are for ****!
*insurance is for ****!
*Paying money for a bike is not allowed. You stab a RUB with a screwdriver and ride his bike (cause they change their oil & stuff). When the fuzz gets wise you make a "chopper" using the VIN on some totaled wreck you saw for auction on Ebay
*minimum 3 swastikas per vest ('cause iron crosses are all gay & **** now because the TV queers like them).
*must say '***' or 'queer' three times per internet post
*must be high when awake
*if your not high you better be strung-out
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ya' also forgot that a 'real biker' is supposed to take his $25,000+ chromed out pride and joy 'off the beaten track' more often than not. Shame on you guys for keeping your bikes on.........highways and paved roads.
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I want to join! But, I have to shower once a week or the smell gets really bad and the itch factor comes into play. Does that make me a bad person?