Getting sick of winter this side of the pond too. Highs of around 37 lately, lows hovering at or just under freezing. Average high should be more like 50 around now.

I ride every day regardless and at least it's dry but I'm looking forward to parking the winter bike and getting the Harley out the garage as soon as they stop putting the salt down!

 

Snow, Salt, Sand, Snow, Salt, Sand, Snow, Salt, Sand......maybe Spring is just an extension of the winter stuff. Maybe Global Warming is only happening in warm places and the rest of us are on a different Globe. Maybe I need to hurry up and start riding before what is left of my mind just melts away.

 

Low 40s here today. Got tired of waiting for the weather. Wasn't that bad. Only thing that was cold was my hands. If I left the stock bars on for another month all would have bee warm.

 

I didn't know we were supposed to stop riding. Been riding all winter here in Philly. Layers and Gerbings G3 gloves have gotten me through so far. I only stopped for about 2 weeks when I had the flu and a couple of days when my gallbladder forced me. Rode over 300 days in the past 12 months.

I put less than 1500 miles on my car during that time.

 

As I look out side it is snowing hard and looks like it may snow all night ? It has been a bad winter no sun but lots of wind . Im ready bike is serviced i,m hot to ride but no weather . I,m thinking about moving south (no really) I,m retired so is the wife . If I can talk her into moving I,m gone . Indiana sucks .

 

Its a little long, but I found it funny and also appropriate for the this unusually long cold/snowey season


A SOUTHERNER MOVES UP NORTH





JAN 10 5:00 PM. It's starting to snow. The first snow of the season and

the first one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered

rums and sat by the picture window, watching the soft flakes drift down,

clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was beautiful!





Jan 11 We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white covering the

landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a

beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years, and

loved it. I did both our driveway and our sidewalk. Later a city

snowplow came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with

compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and waved. I waved

back and shoveled it again.





Jan 12 It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature has

dropped to about 11 degrees. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs

snapped due to the weight of the snow. I shoveled our driveway again.

Shortly afterwards, the snowplow came by and did his trick again. Much of

the snow is now brownish-gray.





Jan 13 Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon

became ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tires for both

cars. Fell on my *** in the driveway. $145 to a chiropractor, but

nothing was broken. More snow and ice expected.





Jan 14 Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought a 4x4 in order to get

to work. Slid into a guardrail anyway, and did considerable amounts of

damage to the right quarter panel. Had another 8 inches of the white sh*t

last night. Both vehicles covered in salt and crud. More shoveling in

store for me today. That snowplow came by twice today.





Jan 15 2 degrees outside. More f**kin' snow. Not a tree or shrub on our

property that hasn't been damaged. Power was off most of the night.

Tried to keep from freezing to death with candies and a kerosene heater,

which tipped over and nearly burned the house down. I managed to put the

flames out but suffered 2nd degree burns on my hands and lost all my

eyelashes and eyebrows. 4x4 slid on the ice on the way to the

emergency-room and was totaled.





Jan 16 Mother f**kin' white **** keeps coming down. Have to put

all the clothes on we own just to get to the f**kin' mailbox. If I ever

catch that son-of-a-bitch that drives the snowplow I'll chew open his

chest and rip out his heart. I think he hides around the corner and waits

to plow shut our driveway again. Power still off. Toilet froze and part

of the roof has started to cave in.





Jan 17 Six more f**kin' inches of f**kin' snow and f**kin'

sleet, f**kin' ice and who knows what other kind of white f**kin'

sh*t fell last night. I wounded the f**kin' snowplow ******* with an ice

axe, but he got away. Wife left me. Car won't start. I think I'm going

snowblind. I can't move my toes. Haven't seen the sun in weeks. More

snow predicted. Wind Chill -22 f**kin' degrees. I'm moving back to

North Carolina!

 

and its snowing AGAIN here and im about ready to lose my mind!!!!! Teflon

 

when I look out my window I see over three feet of snow on the ground last year I was riding by mid March at this pace I will be lucky to be riding by May first. gotta love Minnesota