It just dawned on me: I will never run out of things to do or add to my bike. It's like being addicted to heroin, I can't stop, somebody help me..........

 

Help you? Hell, I'm right there with you! I get a kick when my wife says, "There isn't anything else you could do to that bike, is there?" About which time I refer her to the 896 page HD catalog saying, "Oh, I think I can find just another little sumptin' sumptin in here."Round about then she just gives me the ol' roll of the eyes, a little head shake or two, alongwith a little smirkas if to think, "Boys and their toys. Boys and their toys."

 

me wife caught me in the garage ,tears just a flowin,,, humped over the corner of the work bench,,
shes like,, baby,, what in the world are you doin????
I thought by squishing my nuts in the vice would take my mind off my next purchase!!!!

 

Seems like every week there is new temptation. The new HD catalog, Dennis Kirk, J&P, internet sites, mc magazines. I think I need MAO-ANON (Motorcycle Add On Annonymus).
Of course I find when I can do more riding I do less spending on the add-ons and upgrades. Maybe spring will set me free.

 

Shiit, ya'll thank ya gots it bad.....go over to the "Touring" forum & see what Abnmarine is doing to his "Ultimate Street Glide"......he has cost me a few $$$$$.......LOL

Check it out, we will allow you in the touring section for a moment or two.....lmao.

https://www.hdforums.com/m_1263400/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

 

It's justnot themessed up movie stars that need Rehab.
Willie G is sponsoring a new wing at the Betty Ford Clinic.
It is scheduled to open in two weeks and he will be the keynote speaker. A condition of his attending will be absolutely no HD memorbilia, pictures, P&A catalogues, clothing et cetera...
The theme of the new wing is METRIC..

 

can I bring my fleece HD blanky???

 

The anticipation of getting parts delivered by UPS..opening the package...and putting them on...really helps pass the time with the winter blues...Wish I could do it every week during the winter!

 

I think we need a 12 step program...........

 

Oh I know, what we need is a slogan to help us, something short and easy to remember. How about "Just Say No". Ya that will work!