Murphy’s Motorcycle laws
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Murphy’s Motorcycle laws
Murphy’s Motorcycle laws
1) A motorcycle cannot/will not fall over without an audience.
2) The fact your keys are still in your pants pocket will become apparent after you put your gloves on.
3) Motorcycles are to yellow bugs what aircraft carriers once were to Kamikaze pilots.
4) Quick fixes are named for how long they stay fixed.
5) The only part you really need will also be the only part on permanent backorder.
6) Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer.
7) You will never suffer a punctured tire on the road until you leave the repair kit at home.
8) “Universal” accessories are so named because that is where you must search to find the bike they fit.
1) A motorcycle cannot/will not fall over without an audience.
2) The fact your keys are still in your pants pocket will become apparent after you put your gloves on.
3) Motorcycles are to yellow bugs what aircraft carriers once were to Kamikaze pilots.
4) Quick fixes are named for how long they stay fixed.
5) The only part you really need will also be the only part on permanent backorder.
6) Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer.
7) You will never suffer a punctured tire on the road until you leave the repair kit at home.
8) “Universal” accessories are so named because that is where you must search to find the bike they fit.
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9) It will rain the day you decide to leave your rain gear at home
10) It will be hotter or colder than you thought and you are wearing the wrong clothes for the weather
10) It will be hotter or colder than you thought and you are wearing the wrong clothes for the weather
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