Murphy’s Motorcycle laws

1) A motorcycle cannot/will not fall over without an audience.
2) The fact your keys are still in your pants pocket will become apparent after you put your gloves on.
3) Motorcycles are to yellow bugs what aircraft carriers once were to Kamikaze pilots.
4) Quick fixes are named for how long they stay fixed.
5) The only part you really need will also be the only part on permanent backorder.
6) Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer.
7) You will never suffer a punctured tire on the road until you leave the repair kit at home.
8) “Universal” accessories are so named because that is where you must search to find the bike they fit.

 

That is no sh*t, there!

 

9) It will rain the day you decide to leave your rain gear at home
10) It will be hotter or colder than you thought and you are wearing the wrong clothes for the weather

 

Trying to fish the keys out of my pocket with gloves on... happens to me more than I care to admit.

 

very funny!! way too true!!

 

I shoulda hunted Murphy down & killed the fvck years ago!

 

Very true
I with Gypsylady
Death to Murphy

 

11) Ease of assembly/installation is inversely proportional to the detail of the instructions

 

#12 The size of the bug, hitting dead center on your windscreen/helmet/glasses, is directly proportional to the time since you last cleaned it.

 

12) no matter how many tools you have on your trip, the one you need will always be at home.