18) as soon as you're broke, something breaks

 

When you have your bike all back together after a repair you will notice a washer on the floor.

 

19) The farther you travel from a Harley Dealership, the severity and probability of a breakdown increases also.

 

20) Right after you buy a brand new bike, you tear it apart to add mods, instead of adding them before hand.

 

Do you mean have the dealer install them before you pick it up?

A guy at work asked a co-worker where I and my bike were? He told him I had it apart adding mods. The guy said isn't it brand new? He told him you know Harley's and mods.

I saved quite a few $80 an hour labor charges and used that money for more mods.

 

Universal fit doesn't on yours ................

 

There are many hiding places on a bike for a dropped *nut, washer, bolt* <- pick one or two

 

Any time the wife decides to ride her bike it always the same, How cold is it, do I need my leathers, where we goin. I tell her I don't tell her how to wipe your ***, so I should'nt tell you how to dress.

Now the dressing part, she can't get her chaps zipped so I help, she puts her jacket on, her gloves, pulls gloves off to have a smoke, puts gloves back on, takes a couple of puffs on cig. puts helmet on, relizes she can't strap helmet because she has gloves on. Pulls gloves back off, straps up helmet, I remind her get your keys out before you put your gloves back on.

Now were fixing to leave, start up bikes, let warm up a couple of minutes, she shuts her bike off, I shut mine off and ask whats wrong, "I gota take a p***.

This is my murphys law, But I gota love her.

 

This is the damn truth. lol

* Only after you've mounted the bike and the key is in the ignition do you realize you forgot to unlock the fork/disc lock

 

So damn true!