TR; you're definitely correct w/all the safety warnings - just look over your bike & there's more on some of the surfaces...

I see you're from Bellevue - which dealer & what bike did you get?

 

I got an owners manual for a new BICYCLE. 56 pages and half are warnings!
Now I'm afraid to ride it.

 

Holsteins. 2012 Road King Classic. Picked it up in December, the day before the blizzard. Just trying to watch for days to ride to get it broken in!

 

I like when a bolt on chrome piece comes with that same warning. I'm sure those warnings generate a lot of business for the service side as some don't want to die because they put a derby cover on wrong