There has to be some good ones. Bored on this early AM and want some good laughs.

Anyone?

 

Had a girl before I had a bike, so no laughing from me...

 

I asked this chick, "Hey baby, wanna ride some american muscle?"

I never knew my wife could slap so hard.......


I also was married long before my first Harley.

 

Picked up a girl one time, she was on the way to a Mellisa Ethridge concert.

 

Years ago, when I was a club biker, I met a married girl where I worked. She was a preachers daughter and I was what her parents warned her about. I ended up going to her apartment for some "good times" and ended up carrying on like that for quiet a while. Long story short, we ended up getting married and stayed for 17 years.

 

Took this little hottie for her first ride on my old Harley, 30 years later ran into her started dating and married to her now.

 

There was a guy at the bar talking about Harleys. He was wearing a doo rag and H-D shirt and boots. He went on and on about iron heads, knucks, EVOs etc.
This girl that I know was really getting interested. So she asks about going for a ride the next day. Dude started telling her about how he doesn't have a bike right now.

 

I've had girls downtown cleveland by the bars just hop on my bikes at traffic lights . rockets and harleys

 

lmfao i believe that he is called a wannabe

 

RoadLord time for you to let us in on your secrets.....