What is your best story of picking up girls on your bike
#51
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Assuming your story is true... A gentleman would have at least took her back to where you found her. Yeah, some women go out lookin' to be treated like ****, doesn't mean you have to oblige. ****, bar fly or whatever, that was an a$$hole move on your part. JMO
#52
Met my second wife while on the bike , was tooling down the road enjoying the day and hear a horn and there's this cute brunette waving out he the window like crazy gave her a smile flexed a bit and went about my business . 3 days later I strapping some stuff on the scoot in front of work and up walks this same cute brunette , she worked 2 blocks away .
Seeing how I've been single the last 25 years I've lost count of the women on the back of the bike some where ok some where exceptional and the mods won't let me put those in print , one in particular I picked up at the afternoon hangout and took for a ride , had me stop and proceeded to give me one hell of a ******* right there on the side of the road with traffic flying by . Kept her around for a couple years .
Seeing how I've been single the last 25 years I've lost count of the women on the back of the bike some where ok some where exceptional and the mods won't let me put those in print , one in particular I picked up at the afternoon hangout and took for a ride , had me stop and proceeded to give me one hell of a ******* right there on the side of the road with traffic flying by . Kept her around for a couple years .
#53
The fastest it's ever happened is 22 minutes from the time i met her till she was getting undressed.
I pulled into a rally and parked two young ladies who were walking by said nice bike.
I promptly asked for directions to the closest bar so i could enjoy the half exposed racks a little longer (just leather vests no tops)
They directed me to the bar locations and announced they had plenty of cold beer in their cooler.....
1 beer 2 cigarettes and some chit chat later we were in her tent.
I pulled into a rally and parked two young ladies who were walking by said nice bike.
I promptly asked for directions to the closest bar so i could enjoy the half exposed racks a little longer (just leather vests no tops)
They directed me to the bar locations and announced they had plenty of cold beer in their cooler.....
1 beer 2 cigarettes and some chit chat later we were in her tent.
#54
Didn't really pick her up, but...went to a bar. My cousin happened to be there at a birthday party for a fine looking girl. I was getting ready to head back home and she wanted to sit on my bike. She did. Short skirt, cleavage showing and beer in hand. Cousin snapped a pic. Went straight home. Pulled in driveway and my wife is walking out holding up her smartphone asking what is this?? Had no idea what she was talking about. Seems the pic was on facebook and managed to beat me home. I said "I can explain!".
Yea, after a couple decades of marriage we've learned how to share.
Last edited by Cammer; 01-20-2013 at 03:27 PM.
#55
Pay attention to this boys , the girls tired of the same old same old just like we do and they hide it much better .
#58
Two stories. Both times Austin,Tx.First one was good lookin'(maybe) took her to the campground.Next morning taking her home ,didn't have a front fender,ran thru some mud ducked when I gassed on it,the mud hit her.Next year picked one up(nice *******) was headed to a topless joint a car pulled in front of me had to hit the brakes(early shovel drums) locked them up and she flew off the back.Give her credit she got back on, got to the tittie bar. A littie while later she was leaving with a guy with a sidecar.
Last edited by 1broketramp; 01-20-2013 at 03:57 PM.
#59
and i don't care who you are, you deserve what you accept.