What is your best story of picking up girls on your bike
#241
01-08-2014, 07:13 PM
When I was younger a buddy of mine met some chick at a bar and I was playing wingman, him and I rode our bikes there. Her friend asked if she could ride with me so I told her sure. A few miles down the road I turned to her and said I am doing pretty good riding this bike for the first time, I just bought it this morning..... You should have seen her face, I was only joking and told her later but we still laugh at that today, as my buddy ended up marrying the girl he met that night.
#242
01-08-2014, 08:44 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
hvac is just trying to inflate his post count and bombard each of us with multiple messages in our subscription emails.
Come on. With over 7,000 posts, how can you claim to never have seen any of us posting multiple quotes? BS. Maybe you never used it, yourself. But you've been reading them all along.
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Come on. With over 7,000 posts, how can you claim to never have seen any of us posting multiple quotes? BS. Maybe you never used it, yourself. But you've been reading them all along.
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I used to make posts with multiple quotes by cutting and pasting, with multiple windows. Duh!
#243
01-08-2014, 10:21 PM
Baka buddy meaning no disrespect but it's only bullshit fiction to those who haven't played in the freak zone , lots of willing wild women out there looking to get the nasty on and you don't have to be a rich weight lifter to play tag with them .
One mans fantasies are another's reality .
One mans fantasies are another's reality .
I always had this saying, "never turn away a stray, always put out a bowl of milk because you never know, what you might get"
Cheers!
#244
01-08-2014, 10:42 PM
Ultimate HDF Member
i have never had good luck picking up girls on my bike.. i took a lady for a ride once, thought i was doing great, then she told me all about her husband.. took another girl from work home for lunch, on the ride she told me she was a lesbian.. i did have a casual GF all through highschool and into my late 20's. she liked riding, but we would of hooked up bike or not. the only girl (old woman)i actually picked up just because i was on a Harley, was a nasty crack ***** that i had to physically shove off the back to get rid of.she just ran up and jumped on at a stop sign. asked me if i like to date?(*****)
i met my wife on a dating site, she originally wrote to me because i said i had a Harley in my profile.. i blew off the first few dates to go on a poker run.. she bought a Honda Shadow a few days after we met. she has only been on the back of my bike once.
i met my wife on a dating site, she originally wrote to me because i said i had a Harley in my profile.. i blew off the first few dates to go on a poker run.. she bought a Honda Shadow a few days after we met. she has only been on the back of my bike once.
#245
01-09-2014, 09:21 AM
Ultimate HDF Member
I have a related question that I was hoping someone could help me with.
I met a beautiful blonde haired, green eyed lass and after much work got to plow her field. Unfortunately I quickly found that her giney smelled so bad I kept going soft and couldn't concentrate on anything other than the smell of a dead carcass wafting up from betwixt her legs. The odd thing is I had done the pretend "scratching my nose" trick and it was a sweet smelling nectar, I then went down there for a quick examination and it was about the nicest looking box I had ever seen. Cleanly shaven, nice pink lips, a cute little shaved and bleached hiney hole, etc.. Nevertheless, as soon as our juices started mixing I started getting watery eyes and felt the chicken salad in my stomach working its way up my throat. The rhythmic motion quickly turned to "pump, pump, gag, pump, pump, gag, and its all I could do to keep from throwing up on this cute little vixen. She kept asking what was wrong, and I can only assume she either had no sense of smell or was simply trying to ignore an embarrassing situation. Finally I just gave up and rolled off of her in shame.
I still run into her on occasion and while she is exceptionally pretty, all I can ever think about is that horrific stench. I'm wondering if our liquids were incompatible. If so, I'd gladly spring for a three pack of Trojans to try again.
Any input is appreciated in helping me solve this dilemma.
I met a beautiful blonde haired, green eyed lass and after much work got to plow her field. Unfortunately I quickly found that her giney smelled so bad I kept going soft and couldn't concentrate on anything other than the smell of a dead carcass wafting up from betwixt her legs. The odd thing is I had done the pretend "scratching my nose" trick and it was a sweet smelling nectar, I then went down there for a quick examination and it was about the nicest looking box I had ever seen. Cleanly shaven, nice pink lips, a cute little shaved and bleached hiney hole, etc.. Nevertheless, as soon as our juices started mixing I started getting watery eyes and felt the chicken salad in my stomach working its way up my throat. The rhythmic motion quickly turned to "pump, pump, gag, pump, pump, gag, and its all I could do to keep from throwing up on this cute little vixen. She kept asking what was wrong, and I can only assume she either had no sense of smell or was simply trying to ignore an embarrassing situation. Finally I just gave up and rolled off of her in shame.
I still run into her on occasion and while she is exceptionally pretty, all I can ever think about is that horrific stench. I'm wondering if our liquids were incompatible. If so, I'd gladly spring for a three pack of Trojans to try again.
Any input is appreciated in helping me solve this dilemma.
#246
01-09-2014, 09:36 AM
[quote=lo-rider;12176789]hvac is just trying to inflate his post count and bombard each of us with multiple messages in our subscription emails.
You know, I DIDN`T know about the multipost thing until just now, so don`t accuse me of running up my post count. But, I don`t really give a **** what you think anyway. I may or may not use that feature in the future.
Come on. With over 7,000 posts, how can you claim to never have seen any of us posting multiple quotes? BS. Maybe you never used it, yourself. But you've been reading them all along.
You know, I DIDN`T know about the multipost thing until just now, so don`t accuse me of running up my post count. But, I don`t really give a **** what you think anyway. I may or may not use that feature in the future.
Come on. With over 7,000 posts, how can you claim to never have seen any of us posting multiple quotes? BS. Maybe you never used it, yourself. But you've been reading them all along.
#247
01-09-2014, 10:43 AM
Road Warrior
My wife and I stopped at a Dairy Queen after a nice ride along Pensacola Beach. As we were walking in, a family (about 10 of them) was walking out. The Dad said "Nice Bke" and i was thanking him, the Great Grandmother said... "Take me for a ride!" I said "Let's GO!"
A man (mid 30's, learned later was her grandson) said "Mee Maw, you can't ride that thing" That got her dander up and very heatedly she replied " Don't you ever tell me what I can and cannot do!"
I took her for a few laps around the parking lot. Her 2 great grandchildren were there to see it. It was fantastic!
Just goes to show.... Chicks dig Harleys!
A man (mid 30's, learned later was her grandson) said "Mee Maw, you can't ride that thing" That got her dander up and very heatedly she replied " Don't you ever tell me what I can and cannot do!"
I took her for a few laps around the parking lot. Her 2 great grandchildren were there to see it. It was fantastic!
Just goes to show.... Chicks dig Harleys!
#248
01-09-2014, 10:43 AM
Advanced
I met my now wife when she was 19 and in college. We lived about 45 minutes apart from each other and I was on my bike one day. We were going to head to my place, she decided that being on the bike sounded like a good way to improve on her tan. About 15 minutes in to the ride the strapless top she was wearing came untied in the back. She didn't find it near as funny as I did. On the way back the next day she took some type of large insect to the forehead......
It was a rough start but several years, 4 Harley's and a lot of miles later she has her own riding gear and our daughter cant get enough of the bikes in the garage. She likes the back of the Ultra a lot better that the Corbin Gunfighter that was on my Softail when we me also...
It was a rough start but several years, 4 Harley's and a lot of miles later she has her own riding gear and our daughter cant get enough of the bikes in the garage. She likes the back of the Ultra a lot better that the Corbin Gunfighter that was on my Softail when we me also...
#249
01-09-2014, 11:33 AM
Pulled up to a crowd of girls outside smoking in front of the local a few years back, me and my brother riding these...girl with a nasty sour look on her face says "why the f@@k would you ride something like that?" Brother looks at her and say's " to weed out b!tches like you". Ended that conversation pretty quick as the group roared and the sour puss went inside. Her friend got on my fender and had one hell of a good time.
#250
01-09-2014, 11:37 AM
Ultimate HDF Member