I didn't know about the multiquote button, until I wrote this thread:


https://www.hdforums.com/forum/the-g...te-button.html

Didn't know about tags until Soft02 posted about them.

 

hvac is just trying to inflate his post count and bombard each of us with multiple messages in our subscription emails.

Come on. With over 7,000 posts, how can you claim to never have seen any of us posting multiple quotes? BS. Maybe you never used it, yourself. But you've been reading them all along.

Tags?

 

My bike was only part of the package as she told me why we do "Two-Up".

 

I'm not sure if this qualifies for the post:

I ran a pizza restaraunt when I was young. It was very slow between lunch and dinner so it got rather boring. It also had one way windows in it so I could see out during the day but no one could see in. I was going at it with one of waitresses on the food prep counter when her boyfriend drove up. I didn't know she had told him that I was bangin her but got a pretty good idea when he went into the truck and started pulling out a big *** chain. We both got dressed quickly and she goes running out the door and says, "Harley, put that chain away and get out of here, I'm working. She talked him into leaving and we finished up.

The other waitress was married to a border patrol agent and we had been having an affair for over 6 months...mostly at her house when he was on the border. (she was 22 and I was 18) He knew exactly what was going on because the ink wouldn't come off on her skin. (for some reason she wanted me to write all over her body, who was I to say no) When he asked about it, she told him everything in detail and also how long it had been going on.
He came into the restaraunt one night and didn't even have the ***** to bring it up.

Then another night my girl friend comes in and sits down with the waitress and she tells her everything and tells her not to worry because she was just using me for the sex and would be done when her husband is back home full time. She was pissed and stormed off. I made up with her later and we've been married for 34 years now.

 

Lucky bastard!

 

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?

 

See if she can get in touch with the other two girls for a reunion. Let us know.

 

Subscibed. I just turned 60 so my best days are behind me, but I can still read about it from you younger guys

 

Sub'd some good stories here!

 

Before I picked up the girl that I night I had to pick my bike up that fell on top of her after she decided she wanted to sit on it! Still married......30 years later.