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Old 01-07-2014, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by TwiZted Biker
Guys yah ever think that telling them they are just a sperm receptacle and not marriage material may have contributed to the bat **** crazy part ? I always wondered ............
Naw...It's kinda like "What came first",
A) chicken
B) egg
C) TwiZted
 
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I've had some crazy good one nighters over the past 40 years... Mostly because of the bike and the attitude. Bad girls love a bad boy
 
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Back when "show your ****" was actually happening all the time at bike week,
I was cruising the boardwalk when a group of young hotties yelled,
"show us your nuts"! I couldn't do it though with my wife on the back! :-(
 
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Originally Posted by Ragtop
Back when "show your ****" was actually happening all the time at bike week,
I was cruising the boardwalk when a group of young hotties yelled,
"show us your nuts"! I couldn't do it though with my wife on the back! :-(
Way to ruin a good thread!
 
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No story to tell, i really need a beer, right now.
 
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Originally Posted by BenGurion
Sounds like many of them were treated just like the stuffed animal in your avatar.
A few maybe ....... sometimes ya just hit & run
 
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I could get my *** in a lot of trouble with this thread.....
 
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Originally Posted by Iceman24
If you need to lure girls with your 2-wheeler...you're trolling w/the wrong equipment. How about trying the gentleman route and backing down on "cool biker dude." You'll get better quality w/this game-plan every time.

BTW, married to my HS sweetheart & we started dating in 1980...didn't know I had/rode bikes and didn't care. Still hates them to this day, but going on 33+ years together shows you don't need materialistic things to catch women...just be yourself & let everything else fall into place.
This is all true, but not very funny.
 
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I've actually enjoyed reading all stories true or false I don't care it is freaking cold here my scoot is torn down so what better way to fill in the time

Thanks to all for the stories and laughs
 
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Originally Posted by Iceman24
If you need to lure girls with your 2-wheeler...you're trolling w/the wrong equipment. How about trying the gentleman route and backing down on "cool biker dude." You'll get better quality w/this game-plan every time.

BTW, married to my HS sweetheart & we started dating in 1980...didn't know I had/rode bikes and didn't care. Still hates them to this day, but going on 33+ years together shows you don't need materialistic things to catch women...just be yourself & let everything else fall into place.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but i don't think that This thread is about how to spend 34 years with the same bike-hating broad, but thanks for sharing anyways.
 

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