What is your best story of picking up girls on your bike
#201
01-06-2014, 08:11 PM
Club Member
OK, here's a slightly different twist. My sister-in-law is cute (not nearly as pretty as my wife) and loves Harleys. The downside is she's a spoiled, bitchy, needy person; like fingernails on a chalkboard. Last summer she and a friend were determined to go to a local bar's bike night and get someone to give them a ride. They even brought their own helmets and jackets.
I'm sure some guy's first impression that night was "COOL!" But I couldn't help but think as she left for the bar, " Some poor bastard is never gonna see this ****-storm coming".
I guess for a night she'd make you happy, but I've been listening to her crap for 28 years.
I'm sure some guy's first impression that night was "COOL!" But I couldn't help but think as she left for the bar, " Some poor bastard is never gonna see this ****-storm coming".
I guess for a night she'd make you happy, but I've been listening to her crap for 28 years.
#202
01-06-2014, 08:15 PM
so are we just telling sex stories now or are we still sticking to the whole how ur bike got u laid?
#204
01-06-2014, 08:36 PM
Outstanding HDF Member
My Pan head chopper and I were sitting a Lums in Coconut grove in 1970. A pretty blonde girl came up to me and said" I'm a man eater!" Off we went and after a wonderful 3 hours we parted never to be seen again. To bad, I would have married her.
#206
01-07-2014, 06:14 AM
Once cruising into town a gorgeous hottie rolls up beside me on a 10 speed and asks for a ride. After a few short miles and exploring fingers, parked in a hayfield I did all the riding.
#207
01-07-2014, 06:39 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
#208
01-07-2014, 02:44 PM
Sounds like many of them were treated just like the stuffed animal in your avatar.
#209
01-07-2014, 03:18 PM
Took the my beautiful red headed neighbor for a ride in 1980. She is still riding with me. She had her own bike for a few years but decided she liked riding on my bike with me better.....
Trucky911
Trucky911
#210
01-07-2014, 03:49 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
My friend's a motorcycle cop and had stopped a hot blonde in a car. He asked her to step out of the vehicle. When she did he began to pull his pants down. She looked at him and said, "Oh no, not another breathalyzer."