What is your best story of picking up girls on your bike
#141
01-22-2013, 08:28 PM
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No....
#142
01-22-2013, 08:32 PM
Best. I walked into a bar, hot *** sleeze so I thought walks to me and asks... is that your bike. Yep. then she said give me a ride to your house and eff me. Ok not a problem.
After a couple nights of knocking the bottom out of her I found out she was married and that night her husband had just got himself between a rock and a hardplace. He was caught at the bar wih his secretary by his wife mere minutes prior to my arrival...so I found out from him as he confronted me later.
After a couple nights of knocking the bottom out of her I found out she was married and that night her husband had just got himself between a rock and a hardplace. He was caught at the bar wih his secretary by his wife mere minutes prior to my arrival...so I found out from him as he confronted me later.
#143
01-22-2013, 08:39 PM
Wmen love honesty.
They hate hearing "no let's go back to your place because I'm gonna want to leave as soon as were finished", but they love honesty.
#144
01-22-2013, 09:21 PM
Elite HDF Member
Many moons ago at the beach mid day sipping beers a nice chick comes over & says Can I go for a ride on your bike ? & I say sure - I turn my back, walk over to the wall to put on shoes jacket ... and she jumps on my bike, starts it up & takes off without me
Got a sick feeling -
Glad she came back awhile later
I was not amused, & from bad to worse ( I didn't do here) (only a girl could get away with that) (No - I didn't beat here, either)
learnt a lesson that day - TAKE KEY OUT !
Got a sick feeling -
Glad she came back awhile later
I was not amused, & from bad to worse ( I didn't do here) (only a girl could get away with that) (No - I didn't beat here, either)
learnt a lesson that day - TAKE KEY OUT !
#145
01-23-2013, 07:20 AM
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Great stories from all you Sportster owners. 
Car/ bike never brought me a comparable pick-up story.
Car/ bike never brought me a comparable pick-up story.
#146
01-23-2013, 08:25 AM
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#147
01-23-2013, 09:44 AM
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What you call fantasies or imagination I call fond memories , might want to get a few before you wake up one day and realize your life has passed you by . Torture is dealing with shallow self righteous ******** who think because they haven't had a taste of life no one else has either .
Guys who have been there know exactly what we are saying. You and I are like-minded, and maybe a few other guys here, and we could have fun sharing experiences, but the rest think it's bullshiite because they think it couldn't possibly be anything but a fantasy or maybe stuff that happened years ago. The fact is that a lot of us still have crazy sexy fun, married or otherwise, and life is DAMN good. But to those vanilla types who aren't in that Lifestyle it's just a fantasy. And maybe because they think it can't happen to them it can't happen to anyone else, or maybe they are letting envy get the best of them, I don't know, but for whatever reason they don't hearing about it so I don't talk about it much. And of course there are a lot of close-minded people out there who love to push their own morality on me, and judge me based on what they think is important. It really doesn't matter what people think; my wife and I are having a blast and we've been married since we were teenagers.
The last thing I have to say is that if you are a guy in your 30s-40s-50s+ and you don't have the energy to have sex more than once in a while, then you need to get a testosterone check. It's an under-emphasized problem and a lot of guys don't like the idea of doing it, but it's a damn good idea to have it done. It will sure make your wife/gf happy.
Last edited by Cammer; 01-23-2013 at 09:48 AM.
#148
01-23-2013, 11:57 AM
I have a related question that I was hoping someone could help me with.
I met a beautiful blonde haired, green eyed lass and after much work got to plow her field. Unfortunately I quickly found that her giney smelled so bad I kept going soft and couldn't concentrate on anything other than the smell of a dead carcass wafting up from betwixt her legs. The odd thing is I had done the pretend "scratching my nose" trick and it was a sweet smelling nectar, I then went down there for a quick examination and it was about the nicest looking box I had ever seen. Cleanly shaven, nice pink lips, a cute little shaved and bleached hiney hole, etc.. Nevertheless, as soon as our juices started mixing I started getting watery eyes and felt the chicken salad in my stomach working its way up my throat. The rhythmic motion quickly turned to "pump, pump, gag, pump, pump, gag, and its all I could do to keep from throwing up on this cute little vixen. She kept asking what was wrong, and I can only assume she either had no sense of smell or was simply trying to ignore an embarrassing situation. Finally I just gave up and rolled off of her in shame.
I still run into her on occasion and while she is exceptionally pretty, all I can ever think about is that horrific stench. I'm wondering if our liquids were incompatible. If so, I'd gladly spring for a three pack of Trojans to try again.
Any input is appreciated in helping me solve this dilemma.
I met a beautiful blonde haired, green eyed lass and after much work got to plow her field. Unfortunately I quickly found that her giney smelled so bad I kept going soft and couldn't concentrate on anything other than the smell of a dead carcass wafting up from betwixt her legs. The odd thing is I had done the pretend "scratching my nose" trick and it was a sweet smelling nectar, I then went down there for a quick examination and it was about the nicest looking box I had ever seen. Cleanly shaven, nice pink lips, a cute little shaved and bleached hiney hole, etc.. Nevertheless, as soon as our juices started mixing I started getting watery eyes and felt the chicken salad in my stomach working its way up my throat. The rhythmic motion quickly turned to "pump, pump, gag, pump, pump, gag, and its all I could do to keep from throwing up on this cute little vixen. She kept asking what was wrong, and I can only assume she either had no sense of smell or was simply trying to ignore an embarrassing situation. Finally I just gave up and rolled off of her in shame.
I still run into her on occasion and while she is exceptionally pretty, all I can ever think about is that horrific stench. I'm wondering if our liquids were incompatible. If so, I'd gladly spring for a three pack of Trojans to try again.
Any input is appreciated in helping me solve this dilemma.
http://www.clinictime.net/Stinky-Vagina.html
or you could just bypass the vaginey, as you call it, and go ****. It probably smells better.
You can thank me later
Last edited by rod18cdz; 01-23-2013 at 12:05 PM.
#149
01-23-2013, 12:03 PM
I picked up this homely looking chick. She was really starving for affection and attention. When I asked why, she said her man spends his lame time posting silly *** online questions, such as: What is your best story of picking up girls on your bike
#150
01-23-2013, 12:27 PM
Just want to add: kryingame, since youre in Charlotte, there are some guys heading there in may and are looking for info, on things to do in that are. Maybe you can help them out?
https://www.hdforums.com/forum/gener...to-in-may.html
Last edited by Pete6114; 01-23-2013 at 12:33 PM.