Big Bounty Posted For The Groundhog
#1
02-01-2007, 04:57 PM
Big Bounty Posted For The Groundhog
Tomorrow that little sumbritch will be deciding if there's 6 more weeks of Winter. So, for the first person to do the following I will either: buy you all the Wings and Beer you can consume in 30 minutes... or... will send you my personal check for $ .10. All you have to do is either A. Cap that furry basturd, or B. Dynamite the burrow so it can't get back in.
I only threw in the offer of B. for the benefit of youse PETA members who wouldn't want to cap that critter. If you are on the news in PA, you win!!
I only threw in the offer of B. for the benefit of youse PETA members who wouldn't want to cap that critter. If you are on the news in PA, you win!!
#2
02-02-2007, 01:06 AM
RE: Big Bounty Posted For The Groundhog
Awright dammit, getting desperate here. It's going to be -7 tonight and not much better the next 5 days. So... I'll DOUBLE THE BOUNTY to all the wings and beer you can handle in an hour instead of a half hour if someone will cap that furball when he shows his sorry a$$ tomorrow. I've had enough of winter[&o] Please!!
ORIGINAL: Big Sled
Tomorrow that little sumbritch will be deciding if there's 6 more weeks of Winter. So, for the first person to do the following I will either: buy you all the Wings and Beer you can consume in 30 minutes... or... will send you my personal check for $ .10. All you have to do is either A. Cap that furry basturd, or B. Dynamite the burrow so it can't get back in.
I only threw in the offer of B. for the benefit of youse PETA members who wouldn't want to cap that critter. If you are on the news in PA, you win!!
Tomorrow that little sumbritch will be deciding if there's 6 more weeks of Winter. So, for the first person to do the following I will either: buy you all the Wings and Beer you can consume in 30 minutes... or... will send you my personal check for $ .10. All you have to do is either A. Cap that furry basturd, or B. Dynamite the burrow so it can't get back in.
I only threw in the offer of B. for the benefit of youse PETA members who wouldn't want to cap that critter. If you are on the news in PA, you win!!
#3
02-02-2007, 01:15 AM
RE: Big Bounty Posted For The Groundhog
prognosticator Al Gore says EXPECT NO WINTER - EVER..PERIOD!
#4
02-02-2007, 01:55 AM
RE: Big Bounty Posted For The Groundhog
Gotcher pics mixed up... that's Tipper[&:]
ORIGINAL: celtlion
prognosticator Al Gore says EXPECT NO WINTER - EVER..PERIOD!
prognosticator Al Gore says EXPECT NO WINTER - EVER..PERIOD!
#5
02-02-2007, 02:29 AM
RE: Big Bounty Posted For The Groundhog
Hope someone spread some rat poison around the groundhogs burrow last week
#7
02-02-2007, 12:46 PM
RE: Big Bounty Posted For The Groundhog
Yikes!!! I had no idea, Man! Terribly sorry I put out a contract on you... maybe you better lay low today[
] or make sure you shave, walk on two feet and don't be gruntin at folks
] or make sure you shave, walk on two feet and don't be gruntin at folks
ORIGINAL: Groundhog
Whew!!! I thought for a minute I pissed someone off....
Whew!!! I thought for a minute I pissed someone off....
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02-02-2007, 02:15 PM
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RE: Big Bounty Posted For The Groundhog
ORIGINAL: Big Sled
Yikes!!! I had no idea, Man! Terribly sorry I put out a contract on you... maybe you better lay low today[] or make sure you shave, walk on two feet and don't be gruntin at folks
Yikes!!! I had no idea, Man! Terribly sorry I put out a contract on you... maybe you better lay low today[
] or make sure you shave, walk on two feet and don't be gruntin at folks
ORIGINAL: Groundhog
Whew!!! I thought for a minute I pissed someone off....
Whew!!! I thought for a minute I pissed someone off....
#9
02-02-2007, 02:20 PM
RE: Big Bounty Posted For The Groundhog
I'm in such a blue funk over this cold snap, I hadn't even thought that might occur. OK... if he says Spring is comin early, then Groundhog gets all the wings and beer he canwolf downin an hour, and the contract on his life is cancelled!!!
ORIGINAL: Speedkingnick
All he has to do is to come out of his burrow and say Spring is comin early!
ORIGINAL: Big Sled
Yikes!!! I had no idea, Man! Terribly sorry I put out a contract on you... maybe you better lay low today[] or make sure you shave, walk on two feet and don't be gruntin at folks
Yikes!!! I had no idea, Man! Terribly sorry I put out a contract on you... maybe you better lay low today[
] or make sure you shave, walk on two feet and don't be gruntin at folks
ORIGINAL: Groundhog
Whew!!! I thought for a minute I pissed someone off....
Whew!!! I thought for a minute I pissed someone off....
