Arthur Davidson
the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter
told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and
your motorcycles have changed the world...
your reward is you can hang out with anyone you
want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said,
"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur
to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.


God recognized Arthur and commented "Okay, so you were
the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." God said "Well, what's
the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable
makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"


Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said
"Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well" said Arthur
"professional to professional you have some major
design flaws in your invention:


1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"


"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there"
replied God "hold on."


God went to His Celestial super computer
typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.



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and the paper said.........??

 

.........."Well it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."


Maybe Gman was pacing the joke

 

 

and Sam, you're the winner! you will receive a free HD recall notice in the mail.

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That was a good one....can I add one thing

God's Harley, no matter how many problems, how many accidents, we will keep on ridin'...

 

No thanks g, I already got one of those a couple of months ago.......what else ya got?

 

I was expecting to see that God rides a Road King Classic instead of a joke. Good joke though.

 

He actually rides a Street Glide. I've been told by a really good source.

 

Well.....all I can say is God's model has never highsided and put me in the hospital!!![sm=icon_rofl.gif]