Years ago a friend called one day and said he wanted me to see his new bike,and to remind him to put the kickstand down when he showed up.He&nbsp\\;pulled in,it was great to see him,Yup,I forget to remind him in time,and CRASH!.We both just stood there and laughed.&nbsp\\;

 

I was at a Harley dealer once and a guy was at the parts counter purchasing a package of push on chrome bolt covers. He asked the parts counter guy if he could get them installed. The parts guy said you just push them on the bolt head. The guy replied that he would still like them installed if they could do it.