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Old 07-11-2008, 10:58 AM
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I pulled up to a redlight next to a corvette convertible. The red light was kinda long. All of a sudden the Chic in the vette climbs out of the vette and climbs on the back of my scooter. She says I want to ride with you. The dude in the vette replies what are you doing, she says, I'm going for a real ride.
ya right,please don't&nbsp\\;make up Penthouse stories
 
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:59 AM
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Old 07-11-2008, 11:26 AM
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"what do you do when it rains?"


I get wet.
Yup, I get asked that all the time.
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My reply, "No worries, I have my umbrella."
 
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Old 07-11-2008, 12:14 PM
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Never pick a fight with an old timer. If you win, there's no glory. If you lose...
Some young (most likely drunk) fella was messing with my grandpa at a bar once. He asked him if he wanted to fight. Grandpa turned to him and said "No, but I know how".
 
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Old 07-11-2008, 12:55 PM
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Here's one.I met a friend in a bar and when she saw my helmet,asked if I rode my bike.
I replied "no this is my bus riding helmet".
She got red faced and we both laughed about it.
 
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:31 PM
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At the parking lot at work: "Is that your Harley? You don't seem the Harley type?" "Oh, yeah? Wait till I gain 100lbs and get an overpriced peeled-cow road tux. Will that be better?"
 
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When I have my leather jacket on, I always get, "Doesn't that get warm?"&nbsp\\; I always say, "no, I just reverse it, and it cools."
 
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:20 PM
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I pulled up to a redlight next to a corvette convertible. The red light was kinda long. All of a sudden the Chic in the vette climbs out of the vette and climbs on the back of my scooter. She says I want to ride with you. The dude in the vette replies what are you doing, she says, I'm going for a real ride.
[sm=bs.gif][sm=lame.gif] I don't believe this one for a second.I think someone did a commercial with that scenario.
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Shhhh!&nbsp\\; Let the fantasy live.&nbsp\\; It coulda happened.....really....couldn't it?
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:20 PM
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Had a guy looking at my Xbones springer and he says, does that wheel go up and down.
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No, I said, it goes round and round.
 
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Old 07-12-2008, 08:56 PM
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When I first got my new 95 WG a coworker mentioned to my friend that I looked like a biker riding it. My friend asked what was I supposed to do ride it sidesaddle?
 
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