Silly questions or Funny things said?
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07-11-2008, 12:14 AM
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RE: Silly questions or Funny things said?
I had a good one Sunday afternoon. \\;\\\\\\; Guy walks up and says, "Yeah, I used to have a Harley." \\;\\\\\\; (yeah, sure you did) \\;\\\\\\; He says, "The chrome started peeling on the mirrors and other stuff. \\;\\\\\\; I talked to the dealer, and he said all Harleys do it. \\;\\\\\\; So I sold it and got me a GoldWing." \\;\\\\\\;
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I said "What dealer was it?" \\;\\\\\\;
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"Oh, you know, that one down by Marietta?" \\;\\\\\\;
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I said "The one IN Marietta?" \\;\\\\\\;
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"Yeah, that was it." \\;\\\\\\;
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"Well whoever told you that is dead wrong. \\;\\\\\\; Neither of my Harley's have done that. \\;\\\\\\; This one's new, but my 03 Sporty never did either. \\;\\\\\\; What kind of bike was it?" \\;\\\\\\;
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"Oh, it was a Superglide Classic." \\;\\\\\\;
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"Oooooh.... well I think those definitely had the chrome peeling problem." \\;\\\\\\; Hehe. \\;\\\\\\; He walked off feeling better about himself, and I had \\;\\\\\\;a laugh when I told my buddy about it right afterwards.
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I said "What dealer was it?" \\;\\\\\\;
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"Oh, you know, that one down by Marietta?" \\;\\\\\\;
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I said "The one IN Marietta?" \\;\\\\\\;
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"Yeah, that was it." \\;\\\\\\;
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"Well whoever told you that is dead wrong. \\;\\\\\\; Neither of my Harley's have done that. \\;\\\\\\; This one's new, but my 03 Sporty never did either. \\;\\\\\\; What kind of bike was it?" \\;\\\\\\;
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"Oh, it was a Superglide Classic." \\;\\\\\\;
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"Oooooh.... well I think those definitely had the chrome peeling problem." \\;\\\\\\; Hehe. \\;\\\\\\; He walked off feeling better about himself, and I had \\;\\\\\\;a laugh when I told my buddy about it right afterwards.
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07-11-2008, 09:04 AM
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RE: Silly questions or Funny things said?
I \\;pulled into a local \\;Best Buy store to pick up some items. \\;\\\\\\; \\;\\\\\\;I'm parking the bike in a space near the entrance. \\;\\\\\\; As I'm walking it backwards, \\;\\\\\\;a woman of about 40 and her teen \\;\\\\\\;daughter are walking by and see me...the mother paused and says, "do you need a push?" \\;\\\\\\; I \\;\\\\\\;put down my stand, looked her right in the eye and replied, "do you...need a push?" \\;\\\\\\; She turned 3 shades of red and \\;\\\\\\;said, "Oh... my... God", and we \\;laughed. \\;
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Now, had she replied with anything other than that, it would have been my turn to show red...and then my wedding ring! \\;
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Now, had she replied with anything other than that, it would have been my turn to show red...and then my wedding ring! \\;
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07-11-2008, 10:09 AM
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07-11-2008, 10:34 AM
RE: Silly questions or Funny things said?
ORIGINAL: ckgdrums
I had a lady come up to me as I was parking the Road King at work and ask, "Is that one of those Road Queens?" \\;\\\\\\; I laughed and said, "Only when my wife ride's it."
I had a lady come up to me as I was parking the Road King at work and ask, "Is that one of those Road Queens?" \\;\\\\\\; I laughed and said, "Only when my wife ride's it."
****, now I have coffee in my nose and all over the keyboard.[:@]