Silly questions or Funny things said?
#21
01-31-2007, 08:31 PM
RE: Silly questions or Funny things said?
ORIGINAL: 800XC SP
Amy,
My wife gets the same thing, drives her nuts. She also hates when people ask "how do you drive that big thing" that's when I pipe up and say "she's had a lot of practice" and point to just below my belt buckle, that usually makes them shut up and walk away as I bust out laughing.
ORIGINAL: Amy
I have the usual comment when ever people see me getting on or off my bike,like
"do you ride that thing"
??? No dumba**it rides me.
I have the usual comment when ever people see me getting on or off my bike,like
"do you ride that thing"
??? No dumba**it rides me.
My wife gets the same thing, drives her nuts. She also hates when people ask "how do you drive that big thing" that's when I pipe up and say "she's had a lot of practice" and point to just below my belt buckle, that usually makes them shut up and walk away as I bust out laughing.
#22
01-31-2007, 08:43 PM
RE: Silly questions or Funny things said?
Riding to Sturgis last year, at a stop a small boy is crossing in front of one of the guys I was riding with that was on his EG Classic, you know how they shake at idle.
Being the nice concerned boy he was he yelled to my riding buddy, "hey mister, you motor is loose and about to fall out."
On a breakfast ride to Parker AZ. at the Bluewater Casino us and another buddy in line to eat and another little boy looks at my buddy, all of us leathered up and asks, "are you a cop?"
Ya can't get nothin past the kids. He is.
Being the nice concerned boy he was he yelled to my riding buddy, "hey mister, you motor is loose and about to fall out."
On a breakfast ride to Parker AZ. at the Bluewater Casino us and another buddy in line to eat and another little boy looks at my buddy, all of us leathered up and asks, "are you a cop?"
Ya can't get nothin past the kids. He is.
#23
01-31-2007, 08:43 PM
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#25
01-31-2007, 08:57 PM
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RE: Silly questions or Funny things said?
ORIGINAL: Surfit
How about when your washing and polishing the bike and people walk by and say, "gettin the bike ready for a ride"
no Im getting ready to put it in the garage.
Or, "do you have to polish all that chrome?' No whoever rides on back does.
How about when your washing and polishing the bike and people walk by and say, "gettin the bike ready for a ride"
no Im getting ready to put it in the garage.
Or, "do you have to polish all that chrome?' No whoever rides on back does.
#26
01-31-2007, 11:48 PM
RE: Silly questions or Funny things said?
Not a question per se, but funny nonetheless.....
Myself and a couple of buds are sitting at a sleepy little convenience store enjoying a smoke and a brew. This rub rides up with the joop look going on, and parks uncomfortably far away from us. You could still smell the new bike smell on his bike. As cool as he can, he acknowledges us, almost without speaking. When he comes out, I say "hey, is that a night train?" he says "Yeh" not knowing the year, I say "Is it a 88 or a 96" he says "88 or 89, can't remember." Thinking that he has confused my engine question for a year model question, I say "No, I mean the engine size "He says, "88, 89, hell it may be a 90......it's a vtwin" Needless to say, if he had any chance at remotely having an ounce of credibility, that erased it right there.....
nogood o~`o
Myself and a couple of buds are sitting at a sleepy little convenience store enjoying a smoke and a brew. This rub rides up with the joop look going on, and parks uncomfortably far away from us. You could still smell the new bike smell on his bike. As cool as he can, he acknowledges us, almost without speaking. When he comes out, I say "hey, is that a night train?" he says "Yeh" not knowing the year, I say "Is it a 88 or a 96" he says "88 or 89, can't remember." Thinking that he has confused my engine question for a year model question, I say "No, I mean the engine size "He says, "88, 89, hell it may be a 90......it's a vtwin" Needless to say, if he had any chance at remotely having an ounce of credibility, that erased it right there.....
nogood o~`o
#27
02-01-2007, 12:16 AM
#28
02-01-2007, 12:36 AM
#29
02-01-2007, 01:04 AM
RE: Silly questions or Funny things said?
Took a ride with my sister and her boyfriend (sister was passenger). We ended up in the rain for about 50 miles, well, when we pull off the highway to take a break she leans over to me and says, "The rain is slowing down". I told her "it's not as windy anymore either". About 2 minutes later she bust out laughing.
#30
02-01-2007, 01:16 AM
Grand HDF Member
RE: Silly questions or Funny things said?
ORIGINAL: RudeDog
Took a ride with my sister and her boyfriend (sister was passenger). We ended up in the rain for about 50 miles, well, when we pull off the highway to take a break she leans over to me and says, "The rain is slowing down". I told her "it's not as windy anymore either". About 2 minutes later she bust out laughing.
Took a ride with my sister and her boyfriend (sister was passenger). We ended up in the rain for about 50 miles, well, when we pull off the highway to take a break she leans over to me and says, "The rain is slowing down". I told her "it's not as windy anymore either". About 2 minutes later she bust out laughing.
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LMFAO