He has got skills will have to say that. I would never ride in shorts and flip flops, but to each his own I guess.

 

I prefer to ride on my stomach. It's easier to change lanes.

 

I ALWAYS ride with a helmet!

 

Think that's bad have you ever seen the film of Indian Larry riding down the Highway standing on the seat of his bike ? he did it quite a lot apparently, unfortunately that's what got him killed in the end, but I got to hand it to them some of these guys have got a lot better bike control than me, even if it is kinda stupid.

 

not on any roads around me usually both hands on bars with death grip and head on a swivel with all me gear on

 

He needs to clean his whitewalls

 

Nope, flip-flops or sandals are out, I have ugly feet.

 

He better hope a wasp doesn't fly up his shorts.

 

I think what he's saying, without speaking a word, is, LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!
What a douchebag!
1) Flip-flops
2) Gym shorts
3) No helmet (this my opinion only, do whatever you want IDC)
4) Headphones on
5) No hands on the bars
6) FEET ON THE BARS!!!
Again, I feel compelled to say, What a douchebag!

GSF