Just when you thought you seen it all! Exoust fragrance?
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03-06-2012 | 04:53 PM
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Just when you thought you seen it all! Exoust fragrance?
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03-06-2012 | 06:36 PM
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Ok, ok, ok.... Here is a long one:
An Avon lady is selling products around Christmas time in a hi-rise condo building. Upon entering the elevator, she realize she has to fart, seeing no one around, she let off a good one. And it stinks up the whole elevator, starting to panic, she digs thru her bag and grabs a Christmas Pine fragrance and spray it good.
Just as she let out a great relief, the elevator stopped and a young kid enters. He sniffs around and growl softly, the lady asks the little boy what's matter. The little kid say, "I don't know what happened, but it smells like someone shitted on a Christmas tree in here!"
Somehow this whole exhaust fragrance thing kinda remind me of this joke....
An Avon lady is selling products around Christmas time in a hi-rise condo building. Upon entering the elevator, she realize she has to fart, seeing no one around, she let off a good one. And it stinks up the whole elevator, starting to panic, she digs thru her bag and grabs a Christmas Pine fragrance and spray it good.
Just as she let out a great relief, the elevator stopped and a young kid enters. He sniffs around and growl softly, the lady asks the little boy what's matter. The little kid say, "I don't know what happened, but it smells like someone shitted on a Christmas tree in here!"
Somehow this whole exhaust fragrance thing kinda remind me of this joke....
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03-06-2012 | 06:44 PM
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You know what is really sad? The guy that invented that schlocky stuff will most likely sell enough of it to buy a small private island in the Bahamas and sip umbrella drinks while lounging in his hammock the rest of his life....
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03-06-2012 | 06:49 PM
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Ok, ok, ok.... Here is a long one:
An Avon lady is selling products around Christmas time in a hi-rise condo building. Upon entering the elevator, she realize she has to fart, seeing no one around, she let off a good one. And it stinks up the whole elevator, starting to panic, she digs thru her bag and grabs a Christmas Pine fragrance and spray it good.
Just as she let out a great relief, the elevator stopped and a young kid enters. He sniffs around and growl softly, the lady asks the little boy what's matter. The little kid say, "I don't know what happened, but it smells like someone shitted on a Christmas tree in here!"
Somehow this whole exhaust fragrance thing kinda remind me of this joke....
An Avon lady is selling products around Christmas time in a hi-rise condo building. Upon entering the elevator, she realize she has to fart, seeing no one around, she let off a good one. And it stinks up the whole elevator, starting to panic, she digs thru her bag and grabs a Christmas Pine fragrance and spray it good.
Just as she let out a great relief, the elevator stopped and a young kid enters. He sniffs around and growl softly, the lady asks the little boy what's matter. The little kid say, "I don't know what happened, but it smells like someone shitted on a Christmas tree in here!"
Somehow this whole exhaust fragrance thing kinda remind me of this joke....
Recently I was supermarket shopping with the wifey (yeah, I know) and in the air freshener aisle, she was taking the caps off everything for a little sniff.
Eventually, narrowed down to about 3 cans, she asks me "do you like the Wild Cherry, Misty Mountain or the Cool Breeze?"
Who thinks up these names, honestly?
It's all going to smell like Perfumed **** once I'm done.
That's what they should put on the can.