This should be a good one. Post things that you've heard and read that you know aren't true with an explanation as of why.

I'll go first.

Real bikers don't go to bike nights. myth.
I've seen plenty of 1%ers and other assorted bikers at our local nights. Definatley wouldn't tell some of those guys they weren't real bikers unless I was heavily armed

 

Biggest myth is you actually become that secret inner bad boy like a kid pretending to be a super hero when buy a harley and some loud as Fuc pipes and all the cool clothes the boutique girl told you you looked so in manly in as you handed over the master card .......

 

If you ride a Harley you will beat up little old blue haired ladies? Ok that is true,so I don't know,if you ride a Harley you have been in prison? No,that is true also,I have no idea.

 

that's a good one

the apparel and the machine don't make the man

 

If it ain't a Harley...it's crap....

 

seems I've heard this somewhere before!!

 

Harleys are not dependable. Crap falls off Harleys going down the road. If it's a Harley it has to be ear splitting loud.

 

if you ride a harley, you must have a big *****......oh wait, thats true!!!

 

Myth: Harleys are for old men and fat women.
Truth: Only half the above statement is true.

 

No, It is: If you ride a Harley you ARE a big *****.....