Harley Davidson myths
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#65
My wife sure does love hers
#66
Myth: Shovels are reliable
Truth: Shovels are junk. But they sure look & sound good!
Myth: Harleys will leave you stranded.
Truth: I have owned 18 Harleys,from Flatties to Shovels to Evos to Twinkies,and not 1 has ever left me stranded. EVER! The ONLY bike that ever stranded me NO LESS THAN 4 TIMES was my Goldwing.
Myth: Harleys get you hot chicks.
Used to be very VERY true back in the day. A Harley was the #1 poonmobile. Nowadays, any chicks a Harley gets you looks like my grandmother! It's the sportbikes that get the babes, although I can't for the life of me figger out why. The riders are douchebags.
Myth: Harleys,parts, & repairs are expensive.
Haha i thought you could use a good laugh!
Truth: Shovels are junk. But they sure look & sound good!
Myth: Harleys will leave you stranded.
Truth: I have owned 18 Harleys,from Flatties to Shovels to Evos to Twinkies,and not 1 has ever left me stranded. EVER! The ONLY bike that ever stranded me NO LESS THAN 4 TIMES was my Goldwing.
Myth: Harleys get you hot chicks.
Used to be very VERY true back in the day. A Harley was the #1 poonmobile. Nowadays, any chicks a Harley gets you looks like my grandmother! It's the sportbikes that get the babes, although I can't for the life of me figger out why. The riders are douchebags.
Myth: Harleys,parts, & repairs are expensive.
Haha i thought you could use a good laugh!
#67
Run ya for pinks with my 40 yr junk shovel , think your hung that well ?
#68
Myth: Due to ever-more stringent EPA regulations, Harley-Davidson will be forced to re-design it's engines to to be all water-cooled beginning in (insert model year here).
Fact: H-D will begin producing water pumpers when it's customer base indicates an overwhelming preference for them (not anytime soon).
Fact: H-D will begin producing water pumpers when it's customer base indicates an overwhelming preference for them (not anytime soon).