Been more bikes covered with brush just off the side of the road than you'll ever know , had lots of buddies and buddies of buddies go through what Alkay posted . Did a 2 week rode trip with a couple guys that was like being trapped in 3 stooges movie it was such a comedy of errors , more **** went **** up with these guys and the their bikes than all my years on the rode combined . Said and done it was a hell of a good time and some fond memory's of survival and adaptability that got us all there and back .

My bikes have been very good to in the department over the years , fought flat tires , the occasional oh **** what just flew off and there was a blown head gasket that got changed in McDonalds back parking lot down in Texas once but they have never left me sit anywhere in the cold .

Thats deal you the owner need to make with your machine I'll take good care of you so you'll take care of me and it's worked for me .

 

The only thing I've heard was that 98% of the Harleys ever built are still on the road.... the other 2% made it back home... Not true, at least 17% made it back...

 

Myth: If you ride a Harley, you must have tattoos. Had a guy at work ask me where my tat was.

Me: Don't have one.
Him: No, really, where's your tat?
Me: Don't have one.
Him: And you ride a Harley?

 

...not yet.

 

Myth harley riders can't write.

Truth harley riders just wrote 12 freaking pages of crap

 

...yea? ...so is Brad.

 

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"If you make eye contact with a Harley rider they will kill you."

 

Yeah, but you live in a cornfield...

 

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