I only snub scooter trash

 

That's ok, let ya in on a little secret we don't notice .

 

I have adopted the stance I saw on another post:

I'm so hardcore I wave to mopeds and cars with one headlight...

I do like mixing it up with my wave repertoire:

- down lo 45 degree
- finger pointing to the side
- elevated peace sign
- closed upraised fist

but never an actual wave... that would be gay.

 

So YOU are the one that never waves back! How dare you snub me on my Vespa! My feelings are hurt.

 

I was on a HOG ride over the summer and coming the other way was a scooter gang, we were outnumbered I don't think anyone waved. LOL

 

We all know there is no truth to that story!

Catch a Jap bike with a Harley, yea right

 

I put rice under the jap bikes and let them know they have a leak.
They never see the humor in that , go figure

 

I was sitting at a red light yesterday and some ole timer rolls up next to me on his goldwing. Right next to me he pulls up. He starts looking over my bike and is shaking his head side to side. He's got some Chit music blaring on his radio with his leather vest on and sporting a 3/4 helmet. He looked like a real tool. Being new to riding, I gave him a head nod out of respect. The old timer doesnt even reciprocate, he just turns up his radio.

Needless to say, my V&H Bigshots got a little workout drowning out his chit music. The light turned green. He tried slipping me, but that was a joke. I stuck with him for a half mile or so while my pipes just had him dropping a duece.

What a tool. Last time I give any respect to a Jap rider.

 

You need to get one of these signs for the Vespa, you'll never be snubbed again:

 

I guarantee if the dude on the Wing wanted to slip anything you would have seen nothing but tail lights. Don't let their geezerness fool you, they haul ***.