Seriously. Men in Texas don't do this. Men in general don't do this. Beauty products are made for women.

(I know, I know...you banged some fat chick you're gonna tell us is hot. Awesome. I'm proud of you.)

And nice sig pic.

 

Real Texas laws

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

Abilene
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

Austin
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Beaumont
Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.

Borger
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber *****, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.

Clarendon
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

El Paso
Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."

Houston
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

Galveston
It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.

Jasper
Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.

LeFors
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.

Lubbock County
It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.

Mesquite
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Port Arthur
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Richardson
It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.

It is illegal to do "U Turns".

San Antonio
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.

Temple
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.

You can ride your horse in the saloon.

Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.

Texarkana
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

 

Now your worrying me bro ....................

 

"You can ride your horse in the saloon"

wonder if motorcycles are included in this

 

Been in more than a few where it was whether it was legal or not .

 

I don't know if it's been said in this post yet or not, but in case you clowns haven't heard, Texas SUCKS!!! Hahahaha, I read the first page and thought O man I bet the Texas crowd will be up in arms about this, then I look and 28 pages! I laughed out loud.

 

There, is that sig pic bettter.....and yes I have banged hotter women than YOU!!!!

 

From my experience, the guys who talk about getting *** the most get it the least.

But what ever makes you feel heterosexual, blondie.

 

Well when I want to pretty much guarantee that I never get laid again, I will be sure to put on some camos and then ride 80 miles to the closest "Texas Ice House".....until then I'll not be taking any "How to be a real biker/man" tips from anyone in Texas.

 

Bud you may wanna quit while you have the chance you lost this crowd with blond hair dye thing . It's all downhill from there .