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Old 10-27-2011, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by zeus33
What the hell is bike night anyway? Everyone hanging around drinking beers and bs'in??
Bike night is the one night a week or month that your wife allows you to use your own *****. You then spend, said night talking about; tour pack hinges, chaps, gps, blue tooth/***** and sons of anchovies...Hey, where's my amstel light?
 
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Old 10-27-2011, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Artlee
Bike night is the one night a week or month that your wife allows you to use your own *****. You then spend, said night talking about; tour pack hinges, chaps, gps, blue tooth/***** and sons of anchovies...Hey, where's my amstel light?
Wow. Obviously you haven't met Zeus. I would l love to see ya say that to him.
 
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Old 10-27-2011, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Shredding rubber
Wow. Obviously you haven't met Zeus. I would l love to see ya say that to him.
Do you think I offended Him? Maybe you should let him speak for himself.
Well, I should have used the plural you.
But, I'd be glad to meet him and buy him a beer! And others up there in BC. Most everybody likes a good laugh.
 
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Old 10-27-2011, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by nilro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGnl-UElVA

Can't believe Shu hasn't posted this.
True story, I used to bleach my hair blond and had a female friend with a 5 year old daughter. People nicknamed me Johhny bravo and this little girls mother would say Johnny bravo is coming over....So, this little girl is in Burger king and they had Johnny bravo Toys in the kids meals and this little girl says to the kid next to her in line, "I know the real Johnny Bravo, He comes over to our house.....How cool is that, this little girl really thought I was Johnny Bravo....Now back to the Hating and Bashing...lol
 
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Old 10-27-2011, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Shredding rubber
Wow. Obviously you haven't met Zeus. I would l love to see ya say that to him.
Yah I saw that macho picture of the tux and harley drew rag , perfect dress up night er excuse me bike night candidate .
 
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Only two things come from Texas...sters and queers.

Never seen a steer ride a motorcycle..

 
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Originally Posted by harleyflyboy
If you hate it so much why don't you go back where you came from?
 
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Artlee
Bike night is the one night a week or month that your wife allows you to use your own *****. You then spend, said night talking about; tour pack hinges, chaps, gps, blue tooth/***** and sons of anchovies...Hey, where's my amstel light?
nope guess I don't qualify, not interested in any of that crap.

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Wow. Obviously you haven't met Zeus. I would l love to see ya say that to him.
Hey SR, waz sappinin! cheers bud.


Originally Posted by Artlee
Do you think I offended Him? Maybe you should let him speak for himself.
Well, I should have used the plural you.
But, I'd be glad to meet him and buy him a beer! And others up there in BC. Most everybody likes a good laugh.
yea, come on up to canada, I'll drink your beer. Just don't bring any of that diluted **** water you folks call beer.

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Yah I saw that macho picture of the tux and harley drew rag , perfect dress up night er excuse me bike night candidate .
you like that pic hey. That's called posin.
 
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Artlee
Do you think I offended Him? Maybe you should let him speak for himself.
Well, I should have used the plural you.
But, I'd be glad to meet him and buy him a beer! And others up there in BC. Most everybody likes a good laugh.
You took that the wrong. Make it plural you want. No reason to get all butthurt. And who's in BC that you were referring to. I suppose it could be funny. Plan on doing a stand up routine. Anyways I can see already that you wouldn't much fun. Is the pissing match about done.
 
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Originally Posted by JohnnyBravo
I can say one thing for you Texans.....you sure make it easy for a guy to get laid.....The women I talk too are Tired of beer drinkin, BBQ Gorging, Fat *** camo wearin conversations about wild boar!!!! Thanks guys, I'll be one of the Posers at the lonestar rally in Galveston with a total babe on the back of my bike while you losers gawk at some beer girl wishing just once you ever had a chance at a woman like that. Thanks again!!!!
we might be beer drinkin, BBQ Gorging, Fat *** camo wearin men, but you will always be a Fluffer
 


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