Well my first day at Las Vegas Bikefest is complete, and there were BOOBIES! to be viewed.

I got up to the Cashman Center around 3pm. It was moderately crowded, not packed but busier than I remember last year being. Parking was easy, expanded from last year but only a little over half full. Lots of cops about. Wearing my club vest I got a personal cruiser following me as I walked through the parking lot to the security checkpoint. Once there the event staff advised me that the chain for my wallet was longer than allowed and I would have to tuck the chain in my pocket.


After that bit of surrealness I was happily admitted and made my way, of course, to the t-shirt vendors to see what poser awesomeness I could score. Now, read slowly so I don't shock you. I (me, Gazzalodi) could not find a single event t-shirt I liked. WTF!? I must be slipping, I made three rounds through the stalls of the vendors and could not find a single t-shirt that screamed WANNABE! to me. Damnit, well I'll have to give it another try tomorrow.

The art of metal, or whatever they call the builder competition, display was inside the convention center and the bikes were pretty sweet. Most were bobbers which I like more than the raked out fat back end of the past decade or two. This panhead was one of my favorites.


Around five I headed over the LV-HD to get a prime seat for the wet t-shirt competition. The 'ball of death' guys were there and got some professional skateboarder guy to stand in the ball while they buzzed him with dirtbikes. Cool if you are into watching someone else's near death experience.


The sun was getting low when the wet t-shirt contestants started to take the stage, and the camera for my blackberry doesn't do well in transitional light. I was snapping pictures like mad hopping I would get at least one to come out that wasn't all blurry.






While the third contestant was getting hosed down on the steps she turned and WARDROBE MALFUNCTION! HECK YES! Blurry or not this is my Pulitzer picture entry for the year. (I'll post the uncensored photo if the mods say it's okay).


After seeing the tatas gone wild I was so overcome with glee I had to bow out for the rest of the competition so I could race home and be the first to post Bikefest boobies to the forum.

Two big thumbs up for LV Bikefest, of course.

 

want boobie pics!!!

 

Damn, and I was thinking I wuz gonna see some boobies.

 

They were on display, and they are in the photo. Just need approval from the powers that be before unleashing them in the forum.

 

It's OK

 

Permission granted! Bring em on!

 

Hahaha good post wish I was there, weather is getting colder up North, fark!!! Now show me some boobies lol.

 

Are they taking applications for that guy's job for next year?

 

Quote: Well my first day at Las Vegas Bikefest is complete, and there were BOOBIES! to be viewed.

I got up to the Cashman Center around 3pm. It was moderately crowded, not packed but busier than I remember last year being. Parking was easy, expanded from last year but only a little over half full. Lots of cops about. Wearing my club vest I got a personal cruiser following me as I walked through the parking lot to the security checkpoint. Once there the event staff advised me that the chain for my wallet was longer than allowed and I would have to tuck the chain in my pocket.

That wasn't a security problem, that was just the Fashion Police.

 

I was there and the consensus from the people around me was that the girl that one was not the "real" winner. One lady next to me even made a comment that the announcer kept making hints to the guy with the sound gauge "Honey I found us one" I think there were ladies with much better racks and better looks in the competition but oh well.

You should come down to Hog N Heffers tonight cause last night there were girls getting topless on the bar. Some of the girls in the competition were there showing their breast cancer awareness support for the crowd.