1) Rode up to the stage at Bike Week Oklahoma back-*** naked to watch the band play.
2) Coming back from the same rally, one of my throw-over saddle bags exploded into flames. I had zippo lighter fluid in the bag on the exhaust side of the bike... earned me a write-up in Thunder Roads (of Oklahoma) Magazine. I didn't even notice till I stopped at a light and stood up to rearange my butt on the seat when the other bag fell to the ground. I backtracked a few miles and found it along with burned up contents of the bag (including a 1/2 burnt Thunder Roads Magazine I got at that rally).

 

I hit the chad on the side of the road on a curve flew off the side of the mountain hit the top of a pine tree laid unconscious for hours then rode my busted bike home with no lights in the dark on a long windy mountain road.
no idea how long I laid there. no one could see me help never showed up.

 

You too??? Was on a Honda 250 dirtbike and someone took my clothes as a joke at the nekkid beach up Big river in Mendocino. Rode home and waved at a few people on the way...