You should not take care of anything that takes care of you, DUH! Its in the dimwit handbook. Didn't ya read it?


Shine your boots dorkus! Belt too! & jacket! Plus chaps/pants, seat & any bags! Dork! If ya wearing some leather socks shine them too!

 

At work(Paramedic) most of us are superstitious about polishing our boots because that usually brings about bad calls that ensure they get messed up again, similar to washing your car and then it rains...

 

A "cleaning boots" thread?? "REALLY" un-fu*ckin-believable!! And I skimmed 22 posts before posting this ****. that's even a little more un-fu*ckin-believable!!

 

Yeah, & as I've been told before, its not yet winter.

 

last time my boots got cleaned is when i got caught in the rain..

 

Don't you guys know all the hip bikers wear white ****s these days, not boots.

 

How much starch should I use when ironing my Doo Rag?

 

Yea but you have to use nail polish then.

 

Oh. Boots... With a T. Sorry, I misread the title.

 

If I were you I would wear flip flops and carry those special boots in bag this way when you roll up to local Starbucks you can then put on nice and clean problem solved