That is, so far today, the dumbest thing I have read. But today ain't over yet.

 

Only 10 pages? Keep puffing up your chests boys.... Can I play too?

If somebody even looks at my bike I am going to smash his face with an axe and then when the head breaks off I am gonna use the handle to sodomize his grandma and then use her like a popsicle to beat the hell out of his dog.

 

damn, you were spot on!
just look at the post right below yours.

 

Hell, even when I'm admiring someone elses bike, I stand 3 feet away from it. This guy was no "biker" regardless of what he rides. "Bikers" know better. Glad you were able to talk to him again and paint a clear picture for him. He touches it again, well, he is at the lower end of the gene spectrum.

 

It's a different time and a different world... too many people just don't think about their actions.

IMO, the OP handled it right, especially talking to the dweeb after cooling down.

 

Op's bad for leaving unlocked to be moved , in his defense if I'd come out to a dead battery because of said move while it may not have ended in violence it would have been loud with no misunderstanding what would have been said I've got priers on that one job or not .

 

+1
that's exactly what I'd do.

 

Appreciated. But I'll never be sure. I'm quite appropriate, and again now. When does restaint end?

 

Restraint that is.

 

This should hve read

Coworker decided to mess with my bike without permission
Coworker found out what a broken jaw and kneecap feels like