What? No one has mentioned combining it with assless chaps yet? OK. Assless chaps won't clash with it.

 

I once wore a tutu to a out of town tupperware party...ya know....like we all do sometimes and BAM!!! Ballerinas everywhere showing class and stomping ***. I'll NEVER wear a tutu in a strange town without checking ahead. Those ballerinas have some hard toes, man. Still pulling bits of that tutu outta places....

 

Back when I was skinny I used to get annoyed when my kids would bug me to take my t shirts out. Now that I got dickdoo (My belly sticks out further than my dick do) I agreed to change to shirt out, which hides beer gut.

Now they are harassing me to go to those anklet socks with sneakers. When did normal white socks go out of style? Can't keep up with this crap.

OP I wanted to make fun of that other thread, but I didn't know how to do it and not look like a d((k. Good job. Your thread does prove my wife's point that I spend too much time on here, though! LOL

 

Do not wear that shirt before you double checked with the dominant grease stain, or even the council of stains in your region.

 

Does this "oil stain" show up under a blacklight?

 

I can't believe that no one has asked the most obvious question yet.........


Is the OP wearing said shirt "Made in the USA" while riding a Honda?? If so then the OP is a Troll. Everyone knows the Harley riders are the only ones who wear shirts "Made in the USA".

 

Actually I think it would be a non issue IF he didn't have a pocket protector, but then again he just may be stripped of his shirt on the spot.

 

Think you got it rough? You don't know how many pairs of underwear I've have to throw out just because it resembles the back patch of the Skidmarks MC.

 

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And for Ron750, always remember that it takes a real man to build a roof over his own tool...

 

Oh. I was a little slow getting that! Haha.