hand "employment" on the open road
#22
04-25-2011, 11:01 PM
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Had a chick do that once to me about 30 years ago on my then brand-new Honda 750. She was disappointed 'cause I cream cheesed my drawers and had no chowder left for her love purse when we got back. I jizzed my skivvies at 70 em pee aitch on the Long Island Expressway. 'Course, back then, I had no problem working up a dorker soon after I tossed the gumbo, so I was at least able to throw a mini-wad into her quivering folded baloney when we got back to her friends house. No condoms back then,no worry about diseases except ones that a shot would cure. Used to toss the meat & love mayonnaise into anything warm & willing--I dropped more seed than an Iowa corn farmer. Nowadays, if I wanna do a double header, I gotta drop a little blue pill. And, the OL seems to be losing interest in sex, so I may have to drop something else pretty soon. At my age, if I can't lay pipe, what do I need a woman for? Aggravation W/O the benefits? No thanks! Pretty soon it's just gonna be me & Palm-ela Anderson & Handjalina Joli!
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#23
04-25-2011, 11:07 PM
When I was a teenager living in Seattle on the way to the Ocean on hwy 101. It went all the way and made a hell of a mess, but was a hell of a lot of fun.
Below is a pick of me on the bike we were on when it happened. Any ride over 50 miles we took the goose cause with my Panhead, we were never sure if we'd make it back home or not. I think I was smilin in the pic cause I was probably thinking about that particular ride.
Below is a pick of me on the bike we were on when it happened. Any ride over 50 miles we took the goose cause with my Panhead, we were never sure if we'd make it back home or not. I think I was smilin in the pic cause I was probably thinking about that particular ride.
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04-26-2011, 06:58 AM
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we were riding in a group and could not really pull over without being left behind.
#26
04-26-2011, 07:06 AM
i'd gladly catch up at the next gas station, recharged and happy as all hell.
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04-26-2011, 08:52 AM
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Pull over and finish it with her.
That kinda stuff is fun, sometimes riding 2-up..my wife gets all sorts of frisky.
That kinda stuff is fun, sometimes riding 2-up..my wife gets all sorts of frisky.
#28
04-26-2011, 09:14 AM
Had a chick do that once to me about 30 years ago on my then brand-new Honda 750. She was disappointed 'cause I cream cheesed my drawers and had no chowder left for her love purse when we got back. I jizzed my skivvies at 70 em pee aitch on the Long Island Expressway. 'Course, back then, I had no problem working up a dorker soon after I tossed the gumbo, so I was at least able to throw a mini-wad into her quivering folded baloney when we got back to her friends house. No condoms back then,no worry about diseases except ones that a shot would cure. Used to toss the meat & love mayonnaise into anything warm & willing--I dropped more seed than an Iowa corn farmer. Nowadays, if I wanna do a double header, I gotta drop a little blue pill. And, the OL seems to be losing interest in sex, so I may have to drop something else pretty soon. At my age, if I can't lay pipe, what do I need a woman for? Aggravation W/O the benefits? No thanks! Pretty soon it's just gonna be me & Palm-ela Anderson & Handjalina Joli!
#30
04-26-2011, 02:32 PM
Ewww, That's just sick....Oh wait, I get it, you call your wife "mother", never mind.