I was putin around down one of my neighborhood streets and saw a few Mom's and their kids selling Girl Scout Cookies off on the sidewalk so I pulled back around to go back towards them cause I had $5 in my pocket and thought I might have enough for some of those somoa cookies.

A little white scruffy mutt dog was barking at me on the bike...I was only going 10mph and it ran off the sidewalk intro the road and bit onto my right bottom pants leg above my boot on my jeans and latched on with out letting go. I kinda sped up to 20MPH or so while it just would'nt let go and was kinda dangling in the air so I stopped the bike and then it kinda crawled up my leg into my lap and all over the tank and then jumped forward onto and over my fairing (my SG). It then scurried back to the sidewalk and the ladies and kids faces looked like they were all gonna die or something, screaming and running around so I quickly rode off and never got any cookies.

Weird s*@^ happens... I went to my garage parked it shut the door and mist waxed/wiped down my bike for an hour-no sctratches. I had a small tear/rips in my jeans right above my right boot area.

I then took the car to the grocery store to buy some beer and coming out there were girlscouts out front selling cookies but I had no more cash left in my pocket so still got no cookies.

 

The samoa cookies are awesome! Beer outranks cookies anyway!

 

Gotta watch out for those LITTLE dogs...sometimes their bite is worse than their bark.
Glad the bike wasn't hurt.

 

Now that's just plain damn funny !

 

Bet ya if you would have pull your leg back against the pipes, that HOTdog would unbit pretty dang quick.

 

If one ever runs out to bite me and "hangs on." I'll let it keep biting until I stop, get off the bike, and BLOW it's little *** off my leg with my S&W 38.

 

Jeez, that is one funny story. Ya had me laughing my **** off.

 

Those samoa cookies will get you all the time !!! Glad to hear that you , the bike and pooch are okay.

 

Some days it just don't pay to get out of bed. I guess it was OK though cause ya did end up with Beer.

 

I like samoa cookies. I don't care for dogs smaller than my cat though.