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Old 03-17-2011, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by garand
Cotdamnn! Are you guys freakin blind?!? I'm the OP and corrected my own spelling error because there's always some smartazz correcting spelling. I hate spell checkin' azzholes so please don't confuse me with them!
Maybe you should explain it again and type more slowly for the reading impaired!
 
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Old 03-17-2011, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by GymRat523
Told a dealer once I had a slight front end wobble if I took one hand off the handlebars, he said you are not supposed to do that. I think they have a book with all these lines.

lol my dirt bike pulls slight right when i ghost ride it
 
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Old 03-17-2011, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by dennyo
I have a friend that is a Service wrighter for a car dealer , says this all day
Is a Service wrighter the Service Tech equivalent of a Mill Wright? All these new PC names have me totally buffaloed.
 
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Old 03-17-2011, 02:47 PM
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bought my street glide last saturday.

Guy doing the business end asks me if I want to buy extended service plan.

I told him "No thanks, I do my own work".

He look at me with a shocked look and said "why??"

I **** you not!

I think he was really disparaged I didn't want to spend $1700 bucks for extended service!

The "Chrome Consultant" was a little dismayed I didn't want to buy a couple grand of chromed do dads as well.

Some of these dealers are "RUB heaven" I guess.

~Joe
 

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Old 03-17-2011, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by traveler
"Chrome Consultant"


Wait a !$@#ing second!

They have a "chrome consultant"? A guy who's job is to sell chromies to new bike buyers?

What'll they think of next?
 
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Old 03-17-2011, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by traveler
"Chrome Consultant"
I'm so glad my dealer doesn't have someone with that title...Oh I would have laughed in their face then come back by and show them the stock chrome parts I've either drilled on or painted black...LOL
 
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I want that job!!! Chrome consultant. I mean REALLY... they get paid for that??? How does one get that job?

I could say:
Hey check this out! hey look at this piece, this would look good, I have just the thing for your new bike. Hey, are you really going to buy that bike with out this add on.... you really should get this now. You might not get this chance and this price again.

I dont even need training!!!! I might get a dope slap and stupid looks, from a good percentage of wrenchers, but If the moeny is right????? I'll be a chrome consultant.
 

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Old 03-17-2011, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Timmy B
I want that job!!! Chrome consultant. I mean REALLY... they get paid for that??? How does one get that job?

I could say:
Hey check this out! hey look at this piece, this would look good, I have just the thing for your new bike. Hey, are you really going to buy that bike with out this add on.... you really should get this now. You might not get this chance and this price again.

I dont even need training!!!! I might get a dope slap and stupid looks, from a good percentage of wrenchers, but If the moeny is right????? I'll be a chrome consultant.
 
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Originally Posted by garand
Cotdamnn! Are you guys freakin blind?!? I'm the OP and corrected my own spelling error because there's always some smartazz correcting spelling. I hate spell checkin' azzholes so please don't confuse me with them!
This is to freaking funny
 
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Originally Posted by onadraw
When I got my bike, I said something about the "Crash Guard". The dealer guy corrected me and said it was NOT a crash guard, it was an "Engine Guard". So, I asked what the Guard was protecting the engine from.
I think that's number 1! What a bafoon!
 


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