So last night I was telling my daughter a bed time story and I invented a new super hero. His Name was Harley Hal, and he rides an old Pan Head. In last nights story he rescued a school bus of children from certain fate by jumping over the grand canyon with a chain and then pulling them to safety. (telling children lies is fun)

The fun of it was she now associates dad with Harley Hal.

Any ways I need to think of some new adventures for Harley Hal..

Got any ideas?

 

How about how he saved the day by rescuing a bunch of firefighters pinned between a raging inferno and a river by riding quick enough to skim across the water and shuttling them back across one by one?

How he single handedly turned back a terrible Talliban assault in Afgahnistan by riding around the attackers so furiously that he created a huge dust storm and saved our boys in tan?

Or the time, facing certain death, he swooped up the boy who had his foot stuck in the tracks of a train crossing only moments before a freight train came barreling down the tracks?

 

His arch nemesis could be "Metric Man"!!

Or the sinister "CAGER"...

 

He should hook up with a sidekick somewhere along the line.
Maybe Fatboy Freddy or Fatbob Bob or Sportster Sally.

 

He beats up posers with fingerless gloves and assless chaps ??

He kicks RUB's who trailer their bikes to bike week in the nutz ?

 

This is going to be good.....

 

Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Leeps tall buildings with a single gear

 

Save this one for next xmas.

An evil politically correct person walked into a company office one day and was offended by a Santa they had displayed in the lobby. This bad person decided that since they don't personally believe in Santa nobody should be able to display a likeness of him anywhere and maybe Santa would disappear forever if they sniveled enough about it. While this person was whining and complaining to management suddenly Harley Hal drove right into the lobby and beat the person complaining senseless with a giant candy cane. Santa lived happily ever after.

 

Your gonna regret asking for advice from all these bozos haha

 

Funny, that is exactly what I was thinking as I was typing.