LightBulb has influenced some of the most analytical sayings of all time.

Not pulling a full wagon.


Not the brightest star in the sky.


The light’s on but no one’s home.


Not the brightest bulb in the box.


A few screws short of a hardware store.


Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


A few cards short of a full deck.


A few fries short of a Happy Meal.


About as sharp as a marble.


Only has one oar in the water.


Smart as a bag of rocks.


A hamburger short of picnic.


The elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.


A few peas short of a casserole.


A few keys short of a piano.


Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.


The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.


As smart as a stick.


Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.


An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.


Has an IQ of room temperature.


Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.


Not the sharpest crayon in the box


Not the the sharpest tool in the shed


They are depriving some village of its idiot.


A few threads short of a sweater.


Driveway doesn’t quite reach the road.


The battery is not fully charged.


Dumber than a bag of hammers.


A few bricks short of a full load.


A few clowns short of a circus.


A few beers short of a six-pack.


Dumber than a box of hair.


All foam no beer.


As smart as bait.


Forgot to pay his brain bill.


The antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.


Missing a few buttons on his remote control.


Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.


Receiver is off the hook.


Has a leak in the skylight.


Too much yardage between the goal posts.


Not all the soldiers are marching in line.


Dumber than paint.


Half a bubble off plumb.


Donated his brain to science before he was done with it.


A few shades beyond blonde.


A few watts short of a light bulb


Running on 3 cylinders.


Has the parachute but is missing the ripcord.


Would lose a debate with a doorknob.


Has an IQ lower than plant life.


All volume, and no content.


Wouldn’t know if they were on foot or horseback.


The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.


The cheese slid off the cracker.


Doesn’t have all the chairs at the table. .


A shining example of why you should avoid inbreeding.


A few pecans short of a fruitcake.


Would argue with a signpost.


If you gave them a penny for thoughts, you’d get change.


Dumb as a salt shaker.


Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.


Knitting with only one needle.


The result of too much chlorine in the gene pool.


Not the quickest bunny in the forest.


The hard drive is spinning but the OS hasn’t been installed.


Not exactly burning all thrusters.


A few colors short of a rainbow.


The boat doesn’t have all the oars in the water.


A few ships short of a fleet.


A monosynaptic cretin (Don’t understand it? ’nuff said)



A few noodles short of a chow mein.


A few bristles short of a broom.


Doesn’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.


Hasn’t seen the ball since kickoff.


The relative IQ of a deck chair.


A poster child for birth control.


A few players short of a team.


Couldn’t hit the floor if he fell on it.


A few sheep short of a flock.


Not the brightest light in the harbor.


One plate short of a tea set.


A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock…..


A few slices short of a sandwich…..


A few sausages short of a BBQ


If her IQ was any flipping lower we’d have to water her.


A few more braincells and he would be a cabbage

 

my god,,,

the arguing on OCC is nothing, compared to what's going on in this thread

YOU'RE ALL FIRED !!!!!

 

In point of fact I can respond. I simply choose not to let my points be dragged through the mud by engaging in personal attacks. And by the way...calling someone condescending is an observation of your attitude, it isn't a personal attack. You know like calling someone an 'idiot' is an attack on their person.

Let's elevate this past personal attacks please.

 

I am trying to have a meaningful discussion, but a few members here seem to prefer personal attacks, so I hope you are referring to those particular members.

 

Bingo!



Well Bulb if your going to defend your kin you may as well know about this other ongoing thread. There are probably 12 more just like these. But dam, they get hard to keep track of.

Paul Sr. falling apart?

 

Your so full of **** they can smell you in the Carolinas.

 

You like acting tough don't you? I'm not entertained by your tirade. I can see through your arguments from the beginning, you provide no substantive counter position. I think you are misplacing some of you own past on me. Unfortunately, it will just show worse for you than for me.

So, go ahead and continue your personal attacks...however meaningless, if it makes you feel better.

 

Thanks.

 

page 17 of this thread, post 165. You are on record quoting and attacking several on here, to include me. Now I rise out of the dust and respond, and you now want to "rise above: the past personal attacks. Now, now you want a mature converstation....well Mr. Argumentum ad hominem too late. You see although, I have taken this arguement to a level unsee by your simple eyes, I understand that it is hard for you to conceive the examples I presented in, what, four posts. Yeah, I "hit" you with some rhetoric, I admit. But really, you signed on here a few days ago, went right to this dead topic. Which by the way started on December 7, 2010 and fell to the basement until January 21, 2011....why in God's name it was re-birthed, but it was...and here you show. BTW, post 165 WAS YOU VERY FIRST POST TO THIS FORUM.

So back to argumentum ad hominem....not ad hominem.....I understand it's a big word, you have a good teach at school. But your not that good of a listener..."One of the most widely misused terms on the Net is "ad hominem"."

Here let me ED-U-CATE you....http://plover.net/~bonds/adhominem.html

So again, I beg you to respond to my response (page 20 post 200) from your attack, (page 17, post 165) As I need to remind your short-term memory how this all started. You got all butt hurt that I picked on single-cell Paul, Jr the design king of stating the obvious....to smarter, better people that work at forture 500 companies.

 

I'm not defending anyone in particular, don't have any vested interest in the success or failure of OCC or PJD. I simply believe that folk should curb their tongues about subjects they have little to no information on. Or at least reserve my condemnation until after the lawsuits are finished.