You might be a biker IF........
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09-24-2006, 04:29 PM
You might be a biker IF........
You've owned a motorcycle as your only form of transportation for and significant period of time. You have ever owned more than one motorcycle at a time. You wear a helmet everyday. You don't wear a helmet everyday. You call cars cages. When you get in a car you look for the handgrips. You wear Maletese crosses on your tie. You have tattoos that are visible while wearing a t-shirt. You travel on vacation via 2 wheels. Your idea of a party is working on or cleaning your Harley. You ignore your cellphone while driving, because you either can't hear it or just don't care who is calling. You try to wear a tie as little as possible if ever. You went on your honeymoon on a Harley. Grocery shopping on the bike is a regular practice. You spend $15 on a full tank. Your leathers look old and worn. You have leathers at all. You have ever thought about parking "your baby" in the house. You have severe emotional issues while your bike is parked and not running. Your bike always runs due to your mechanical savvy. This is the website you spend most of your time on. You ever wonder what it would be like if everyone rode bikes and there were just a few cars on the road. You have taught your wife to pack lite when going on vacation due to luggage capacity. You know what a bead breaker is. Spending 8 hours a day on the road on your bike sounds like fun or ever did. Bathtime means its time to give your bike a bath instead of yourself or your kid. Your kid brags to his friends that his dad rides a Harley. You woke up this morning and you got yourself a beer as in the Roadhouse Blues(Doors). Tattoos tickle instead of hurting. Your 3 year old child knows what ape hangers are. You ride every day of the week. Your bike isn't a "pleasure" vehicle......
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09-24-2006, 09:03 PM
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RE: You might be a biker IF........
Gee, I was waiting for the put-down response you usually get from a certain member,...guess he's off-line
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09-24-2006, 10:21 PM
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You've owned a motorcycle as your only form of transportation for and significant period of time. You have ever owned more than one motorcycle at a time. You wear a helmet everyday. You don't wear a helmet everyday. You call cars cages. When you get in a car you look for the handgrips. You wear Maletese crosses on your tie. You have tattoos that are visible while wearing a t-shirt. You travel on vacation via 2 wheels. Your idea of a party is working on or cleaning your Harley. You ignore your cellphone while driving, because you either can't hear it or just don't care who is calling. You try to wear a tie as little as possible if ever. You went on your honeymoon on a Harley. Grocery shopping on the bike is a regular practice. You spend $15 on a full tank. Your leathers look old and worn. You have leathers at all. You have ever thought about parking "your baby" in the house. You have severe emotional issues while your bike is parked and not running. Your bike always runs due to your mechanical savvy. This is the website you spend most of your time on. You ever wonder what it would be like if everyone rode bikes and there were just a few cars on the road. You have taught your wife to pack lite when going on vacation due to luggage capacity. You know what a bead breaker is. Spending 8 hours a day on the road on your bike sounds like fun or ever did. Bathtime means its time to give your bike a bath instead of yourself or your kid. Your kid brags to his friends that his dad rides a Harley. You woke up this morning and you got yourself a beer as in the Roadhouse Blues(Doors). Tattoos tickle instead of hurting. Your 3 year old child knows what ape hangers are. You ride every day of the week. Your bike isn't a "pleasure" vehicle......
You've owned a motorcycle as your only form of transportation for and significant period of time. You have ever owned more than one motorcycle at a time. You wear a helmet everyday. You don't wear a helmet everyday. You call cars cages. When you get in a car you look for the handgrips. You wear Maletese crosses on your tie. You have tattoos that are visible while wearing a t-shirt. You travel on vacation via 2 wheels. Your idea of a party is working on or cleaning your Harley. You ignore your cellphone while driving, because you either can't hear it or just don't care who is calling. You try to wear a tie as little as possible if ever. You went on your honeymoon on a Harley. Grocery shopping on the bike is a regular practice. You spend $15 on a full tank. Your leathers look old and worn. You have leathers at all. You have ever thought about parking "your baby" in the house. You have severe emotional issues while your bike is parked and not running. Your bike always runs due to your mechanical savvy. This is the website you spend most of your time on. You ever wonder what it would be like if everyone rode bikes and there were just a few cars on the road. You have taught your wife to pack lite when going on vacation due to luggage capacity. You know what a bead breaker is. Spending 8 hours a day on the road on your bike sounds like fun or ever did. Bathtime means its time to give your bike a bath instead of yourself or your kid. Your kid brags to his friends that his dad rides a Harley. You woke up this morning and you got yourself a beer as in the Roadhouse Blues(Doors). Tattoos tickle instead of hurting. Your 3 year old child knows what ape hangers are. You ride every day of the week. Your bike isn't a "pleasure" vehicle......
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09-25-2006, 01:25 AM
RE: You might be a biker IF........
ORIGINAL: vegashd
What about waving at bikes while driving the cage? People look at you like your crazy
What about waving at bikes while driving the cage? People look at you like your crazy
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09-25-2006, 02:54 AM
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RE: You might be a biker IF........
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I habe come close to doing that [8D]
ORIGINAL: vegashd
What about waving at bikes while driving the cage? People look at you like your crazy
What about waving at bikes while driving the cage? People look at you like your crazy
i do it alot
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09-25-2006, 09:05 AM
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What about waving at bikes while driving the cage? People look at you like your crazy.
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09-25-2006, 10:19 AM
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RE: You might be a biker IF........
You've owned a motorcycle as your only form of transportation for and significant period of time.
Bikes were my most reliable form of transportation for a lot of years though. Even when I had a truck, they were just old dilapidated oil burning smokers. My bike was always dependable though, and was what I counted on. Brings back memories.
You have ever owned more than one motorcycle at a time.
You travel on vacation via 2 wheels.
You ignore your cellphone while driving, because you either can't hear it or just don't care who is calling.
Your leathers look old and worn.
Jacket has road burn in left sleeve from a drunken wreck over ten years ago.
You have leathers at all.
You have taught your wife to pack lite when going on vacation due to luggage capacity.
You have ever thought about parking "your baby" in the house.
This **** brings back memories. Some days I think I'd like to just sell every damn thing I've got, and go back to being poor. Just seemed a simpler, lower stress way of life.
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09-25-2006, 12:03 PM
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...while having a conversation with someone, you stop in mid-sentance because you suddenly picked up the faint sound of a Harley V-twin somewhere off in the distance. You pause, slightly turn towards the sound, maybe with hopes of catching a glimpse of the bike and its rider, and for a second or two your mind's eye is looking over the handlebars and you're feeling the wind. The other party doesn't have a clue, unless, of course, they know you very well.
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09-25-2006, 12:32 PM
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RE: You might be a biker IF........
ORIGINAL: anubisss
You've owned a motorcycle as your only form of transportation for and significant period of time. You have ever owned more than one motorcycle at a time. You wear a helmet everyday. You don't wear a helmet everyday. You call cars cages. When you get in a car you look for the handgrips. You wear Maletese crosses on your tie. You have tattoos that are visible while wearing a t-shirt. You travel on vacation via 2 wheels. Your idea of a party is working on or cleaning your Harley. You ignore your cellphone while driving, because you either can't hear it or just don't care who is calling. You try to wear a tie as little as possible if ever. You went on your honeymoon on a Harley. Grocery shopping on the bike is a regular practice. You spend $15 on a full tank. Your leathers look old and worn. You have leathers at all. You have ever thought about parking "your baby" in the house. You have severe emotional issues while your bike is parked and not running. Your bike always runs due to your mechanical savvy. This is the website you spend most of your time on. You ever wonder what it would be like if everyone rode bikes and there were just a few cars on the road. You have taught your wife to pack lite when going on vacation due to luggage capacity. You know what a bead breaker is. Spending 8 hours a day on the road on your bike sounds like fun or ever did. Bathtime means its time to give your bike a bath instead of yourself or your kid. Your kid brags to his friends that his dad rides a Harley. You woke up this morning and you got yourself a beer as in the Roadhouse Blues(Doors). Tattoos tickle instead of hurting. Your 3 year old child knows what ape hangers are. You ride every day of the week. Your bike isn't a "pleasure" vehicle......
You've owned a motorcycle as your only form of transportation for and significant period of time. You have ever owned more than one motorcycle at a time. You wear a helmet everyday. You don't wear a helmet everyday. You call cars cages. When you get in a car you look for the handgrips. You wear Maletese crosses on your tie. You have tattoos that are visible while wearing a t-shirt. You travel on vacation via 2 wheels. Your idea of a party is working on or cleaning your Harley. You ignore your cellphone while driving, because you either can't hear it or just don't care who is calling. You try to wear a tie as little as possible if ever. You went on your honeymoon on a Harley. Grocery shopping on the bike is a regular practice. You spend $15 on a full tank. Your leathers look old and worn. You have leathers at all. You have ever thought about parking "your baby" in the house. You have severe emotional issues while your bike is parked and not running. Your bike always runs due to your mechanical savvy. This is the website you spend most of your time on. You ever wonder what it would be like if everyone rode bikes and there were just a few cars on the road. You have taught your wife to pack lite when going on vacation due to luggage capacity. You know what a bead breaker is. Spending 8 hours a day on the road on your bike sounds like fun or ever did. Bathtime means its time to give your bike a bath instead of yourself or your kid. Your kid brags to his friends that his dad rides a Harley. You woke up this morning and you got yourself a beer as in the Roadhouse Blues(Doors). Tattoos tickle instead of hurting. Your 3 year old child knows what ape hangers are. You ride every day of the week. Your bike isn't a "pleasure" vehicle......